"Today on the Steve Wilkos Show, Michael says his girlfriend is so convinced that he's cheating that he's not even permitted to shower alone. If that's not bad enough, she insists that he's having sex with her cousin and claims to have a recording of them having sex. Michael is tired of Deja's lack of trust and is here to prove her wrong. Later, Chuck and Rebecca have only been married for one year and are already heading for divorce. Why? Rebecca can't shake the feeling that Chuck is lying to her about something and is in need of a lie detector test to hopefully save her marriage."
"Carrie's on the fast track at her new job in a Manhattan law firm. But the trappings of success late nights at the office, free concert tickets and being surrounded by bright, dynamic people make Doug wonder why she ever ended up with a guy like him. While painfully succumbing to boredom at a cello concert, he discovers that, despite his lowbrow tendencies, Carrie never has and never will feel she "settled" by marrying him."
Jeff's (Patrick Warburton) drive to be labeled an "optimal male" on his life-insurance physical leads him to some extreme behavior, while Adam's (Oliver Hudson) over-friendliness with an ex-girlfriend unsettles Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich). Meanwhile, Audrey
"George's mother is forced to go to the hospital after she throws her back out when she falls down after catching him doing "you know." When George says he'll never do it again, Jerry challenges him to a contest of being "master of your domains", when he accepts, Elaine and Kramer want in on the action, or rather the lack of it.
"George becomes Steinbrenner's pet, when he shares an eggplant calzone with him. Kramer is raving about wearing clothes "straight out of the dryer." Jerry thinks that Elaine's boyfriend is dating her without really ever asking her out. He offers to bring Jerry some Cuban cigars from Canada. Jerry takes advantage of his girlfriend's ability to get anything she wants. Kramer searches for quarters for the dryer; when he can't find anymore, he starts using an oven. George gets into tip trouble with the counter guy at the calzone shop and he works out an arrangement with Newman. That is unless of course it's raining (Newman doesn't deliver mail in the rain); Kramer helps out."
To try to show his care and interest in their relationship, Jeff (Patrick Warburton) sends Audrey (Megyn Price) on a scavenger hunt, as suggested by Adam (Oliver Hudson). Russell (David Spade) thinks Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) has a sex tape and enlists Ti
"Murr, Joe, Sal and Q get creative with their French fries at the mall food court and compete to see whose ridiculous invention will win over a focus group. Then, the guys head to the Jersey Shore to serve up some embarrassment at a beachside burger joint."