"To celebrate Elka's 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to a football game, but falls for the kicker. Meanwhile, after having a distorted dream during a blood removal, a woozy Victoria is convinced Elka is God."
Calvin tries to prove his worth to Tracie, but she responds with shocking news. Meanwhile, Jazmine is plagued with a toothache, but it's like pulling teeth trying to get her to see a dentist.
Janine's former drug dealer arrives seeking owed money, causing an unsettled Curtis to consider buying a handgun for safety. Elsewhere, bullying at school is wearing down Malik.
"In the Season 4 finale, Molly is ecstatic to be accepted into a prestigious eight-week writer's workshop, but Mike isn't thrilled about having his wife gone for the entire summer."
"Harry decides to ask Victoria out on a date for Valentine's Day, and she surprisingly accepts. Meanwhile, Carl and Samuel try to pick up women at the laundromat."
Suzanne makes everyone tell the truth all the time.
Suzanne thinks that kevin's new friend may be nick's son after learning that his mom was nick's girlfriend.
"After Peter takes Stewie to the park and brings home the wrong baby, he tries to make amends and prove to Lois that he can be responsible. Upon returning from a business trip, he appears a changed man, affecting a more intelligent and classy persona."
Timmy convinces Russell he needs a budget when the utilities are turned off in his apartment. Meanwhile, Audrey has a mentee who wants to see her office and learn about publishing.
Jerry buys his dad a $200 Wizard organizer for a birthday present. George receives a message from Susan's parents, the Rosses. Jerry and George debate about the race of Elaine's new boyfriend and that intrigues her (is he black?). George returns the call
Jerry has dinner with his parents and Uncle Leo. Women, who's paying and the watch are all discussed. Elaine uses Kramer as "her boyfriend" in trying to fool her shrink. George gets Russell's address and tries to get the pilot reinstated. Jerry tries to b
Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter when Arthur ruins Carrie's job interview at a prestigious real-estate development firm by making a nuisance of himself in the company's lobby.
Doug and Carrie try to get the Russian workers to repair their house, by going to extreme lengths of giving them vodka.
"Joy dates a 22-year-old blind man, who, because he's blind, believes she's 26. Will and Emmy come to town and announce their recent engagement, much to Melanie and Victoria's surprise. Elka prank calls A-Rod."
"A visit from Sabrina makes Jimmy realize that he doesn't have any photos with Hope, so he organizes a family photo shoot that creates even more chaos in the household."
While celebrating Troy's 20th birthday, his friends calculate that since he spent two years in the fifth grade, he is actually turning 21. Determined not to let the momentous occasion slip by, his friends weigh in on where they should go to celebrate with
"Jules is thrilled to console Travis after his first break-up, but when she discovers the reason for the break-up, she comes to an unwelcome truth about herself. Meanwhile, Sara watches Jules and tries to decide whether she is a threat to hers and Grayson's relationship. She turns to Ellie for advice, while Andy looks for any resemblance between his son Stan and himself."