"Despite being in a 3-year-long committed relationship with a woman, a man from Asheville, NC comes to court to prove he is not the father of her young son."
"A man from Anderson, IN, desperate to identify his father - confronts his mother and father’s family to ask, "Why did you abandon me, and are you my father?""
"A man claims he traded his motorcycle for a boat, but didn't know the boat had so many issues; A tenant says his room was unlivable due to bedbugs, but the landlord says he brought them in."
"Mike plans to live life to the fullest after getting shot during a robbery."
"Joyce's decision to have dinner with an ex-boyfriend doesn't sit well with Vince."
As Jeff (Patrick Warburton) expands his social network by becoming friends with a guys from his gym, Brad (guest star: Orlando Jones), he’s quickly convinced by Audrey (Megyn Price) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) that Brad's gay!Meanwhile, Russell’s (David Spad
"Peter is surprised to discover the Bahamas vacation Lois booked is actually a marriage-counseling retreat. While back at home, Carter watches the kids and is flustered over the fact that they would rather play electronic games than ones that would require actual old-fashion participation."
"Caroline is disappointed when Max takes her clothes shopping at Goodwill, especially when an argument breaks out over a Strokes t-shirt. Meanwhile, Caroline tries to get Max to do best friend things with her."
"When Max becomes obsessed with the stray cat hanging around their apartment, Caroline tries to convince her that the cat would be better off if they found it a good home."
Elaine reluctantly lets George attend a party she is throwing at work. "Sweet fancy Moses" exclaims George when he sees Elaine dance at a party she's holding for her employees. She wonders why they've lost respect for her. Jerry gets 2 tickets to a premie
Jerry and Elaine are watching TV late at night and stumble across "naked people" and that gets them both discussing whether they could have a relationship and not jeopardize their friendship. George says it can't be done, but Jerry and Elaine devise "a sy
Doug is upset when his new trainee doesn't make Carrie jealous; Meanwhile, Arthur must deal with his purchase of his tombstone in advance and changing the first two numbers of his death year from 19 to 20.
Doug believes that his new dentist --who once had a crush on Carrie--is hurting him on purpose.
"It’s a pirate life for Peter when he gets a parrot, but after terrorizing the neighbors he accidentally kills his beloved pet; and when Chris goes with Brian to the vet, he falls for a lovely intern."
Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) and Audrey (Megyn Price) practice their match-making skills and inadvertently end up date-less while Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jeff (Patrick Warburton) score financial gain in the process. Meanwhile, Russell (David Spade) tries a
"Jimmy offers to go to a Halloween party with Sabrina when her boyfriend can't make it. Meanwhile, Burt tries to play tricks on his son, while Virginia takes her grandmother trick-or-treating."
"Jules and Grayson receive a wedding invitation, but have conflicting plans. Tom has made a model of the neighborhood with eerily lifelike dolls of the gang. Bobby learns dog Travis fathered a litter of puppies."
"A man from New Orleans, LA comes to court with his mother certain the only reason his ex-girlfriend claims he is the father of her child is because his dance career is about to take off."