"Elka and Mamie Sue arrange a reunion of their old bowling team, to smooth out the wrinkles of a falling out years ago; Victoria meets with the indie director she idolizes (Jesse Tyler Ferguson) but is taken aback by his unique trait; Melanie is ecstatic to be dating a plastic surgeon, though things take a turn when she gets a little too into it; Joy is excited to be set up with a film professor (George Hamilton), but soon realizes he may be into someone else."
"A woman from Palm Bay, FL, who wants her son to have a father, DNA tests three men."
"An Indianapolis, IN woman takes a DNA test to determine if her ex-boyfriend or his father is the biological father of her daughter."
"Jasmine prays to pass a test and no longer wants to apply herself."
"Malik prepares to go off to college. The Payne men offer him some scholarly advice and wisdom about possible college sexual activities. They also, of course, buy him some condoms."
"Mike starts construction on the basement in the Flynn house, but it turns out to be a more of a challenge than he thought. Meanwhile, Samuel becomes Carl's new roommate."
"Peggy gets a huge surprise while celebrating the birthday of her boyfriend Dennis."
Kevin loves soccer but nick does not understand why.
Lindsey gets in trouble after using her mother's credit card.
After Peter’s financial woes are reversed by a Jewish accountant, Peter decides to convert Chris to Judaism so he’ll make something of his life.
Russell gets a surprise while on a cruise; Timmy may not be of any help to Jennifer and Adam who are having a fight.
Jerry comments that a friend was hitting on him and Elaine tries to find out if what was true, but gets the voice of the woman and her current boyfriend confused. Elaine's boss eats his Snickers bar with a knife and fork and idea that soon catches on. Geo
George reveals a strategy to guarantee a second date with women - leaving an object behind at their place. However, this strategy gets Elaine into trouble, when George leaves behind a sable hat she shouldn't have charged to the Peterman expense account. M
Carrie has been put in charge of overseeing a group of people who will be organizing and distributing legal documents for one of her firm's big cases. The catch is that her team will have to work the night shift, and they're "not the sharpest tools in the
During the Palmer's separation, Doug and Carrie go to the movies with Kelly while Deacon takes the kids. While there, Carrie runs into a co-worker who seems interested in Kelly. The two end up going on a date, and when Deacon finds out he is ready to patc
"Victoria marries Emmett in prison, but discovers there may be a glitch; Joy faces the husband who walked out on her (Craig Ferguson); free of worry after she learns she's cancer-free, Melanie gets surprising results from another doctor that may change her life forever."
"Sabrina's mom hires the Modern Family camera crew to capture Jimmy and Sabrina's wedding day, but a series of catastrophes threatens to ruin the entire event."
As the campus strives to get to the bottom of Chang's memory loss, Dean Pelton enlists the group to help secure a grant for further medical research and Abed films the activities for a documentary. Jeff, however, suspects there is more to Chang’s memory
"When Jules accidently tells Grayson he's hot, she tries to get him to admit she is sexy too. Jules uncovers Grayson's weakness. Meanwhile, Ellie feels unattractive after the birth of Stan."