"Melanie fakes sex with Alec, but then has trouble keeping up the charade. After a day on Victoria's set as an extra, Joy makes a date with her scene partner, who turns out to be Emmett's resentful brother. While Joy's out, Elka and Mamie Sue babysit Wilbur, but get into hot water when he picks up a few choice words."
"After learning that Joyce gave up her artistic talents when she became a mother, Molly decides that she and Mike need to pursue new hobbies before becoming parents, so they take up roller skating."
"Mike finds himself caught in the middle when Molly argues with her family over Victoria's problems with men."
C.J. and Janine have a party and don't invite Curtis and Ella. Summer gets upset when Malik forgets an obscure anniversary.
Curtis does community service at the Help Center. Miranda doesn't invite Janine to a concert.
"Burt's parents come to town with the surprising news that he actually is Jewish, prompting Burt to take a musical crash course in his newfound heritage to prepare for the Bar Mitzvah he never had."
Kramer tells Jerry about something his friend Mike said about Jerry being "a phony." After borrowing Jerry's car, Elaine comes up with a wild story, because the car is now making a strange clanking noise. George gets into a confrontation with Mike about a
Elaine gets a blind date with the guy from her wake-up service; however, he likes dogs. A bit of grapefruit pulp, from Jerry's healthy breakfast, gets into George's eye and causes problems for him when his winks keep getting misinterpreted. Jerry's health
Doug, Carrie and Arthur attend a New York Mets game at Shea Stadium. In the end, Doug and Carrie are bailed out of the stadium jail by Arthur.
Now that Deacon and Kelly have separated, Doug makes it his mission to get his friend out of the funk he's been in by taking him out to the clubs. Doug starts to realize he's been missing the days of hanging out with the singles and starts making a habit
"Victoria finds out Emmett's still married to his ex-wife, and Joy falls for a medical student who turns out to be a bit younger than she thought, while Melanie and Elka tend to the mailman, who unexpectedly sets up house when his wife leaves him."
Russell (David Spade) puts on a show to impress his father (guest star Geoff Pierson) when he comes to town, but both he and Adam (Oliver Hudson) learn the meaning of a parent's tough love. Meanwhile an "accident" in their apartment forces Adam and Jennif
Dean Pelton (Jim Rash) prompts the study group to use puppets to relive the traumatic events of a recent adventure.
"The gang feels weird about Laurie and Travis dating. Bobby makes it big when Penny Can is a global sensation and Grayson tries to coax him into paying his bar tabs. Andy struggles to help his son Stan get a good night's sleep after he sees a scary movie."