"Sabrina introduces her new friend Rachel to the Chances, only to learn that she is the girl that once broke Jimmy's heart as a teenager."
"Burt's parents come to town with the surprising news that he actually is Jewish, prompting Burt to take a musical crash course in his newfound heritage to prepare for the Bar Mitzvah he never had."
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Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.
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Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.
"Nick insults a work colleague forgetting his microphone is on; the children help Marilyn become more internet savvy."
"Marilyn begins to date a younger man, but Nick doubts his true intentions. Meanwhile, Kevin breaks his arm."
"Steve, Cedric and Regina attend a mandatory computer course being taught by Lovita. Meanwhile Romeo decides to run for class president. - - - When the administration sends Steve, Cedric and Regina to computer class, they are surprised to discover their instructor is Lovita. As the class gets underway, it doesn't take long for everyone to realize Lovita isn't going to tolerate any nonsense. Meanwhile, Lydia enlists Romeo in an effort to finally beat Heather Gallow in the race for class president."
"Steve, Cedric, Lovita and Regina attend a seminar on faculty relationships. Meanwhile, Romeo becomes jealous of all the attention that Bullethead is getting with his wooden puppet. - - - When her college mentor is appointed the school's visiting psychologist, Regina signs everyone up for his seminars. While Steve and Cedric balk at attending, Regina insists Dr. Leland Powell is the smartest man she's ever known. As a result, Steve concludes she has a crush on her old professor."
Jazmine stands up to a cyber bully. Miranda and Calvin have a pregnancy scare.
Calvin, feeling distant from Miranda, goes to a strip club, spending half their money. C.J. gives Janine a negative evaluation at work.
"Molly looks to win some extra cash when she and the girls head to a riverboat casino in Indiana for the weekend. Meanwhile, Mike and Vince try to enjoy some college basketball when the guys come over to watch TV."
"Carl, Mike and Samuel take a road trip to Memphis to meet Carl's mother for the first time."
Jerry dumps his girlfriend after Elaine says her figure is the result of implants. Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at the health club. By accident Elaine later discovers the breasts are real. George accompanies his current girlfriend to Detroit
Going out to buy an engagement party present for "The Drake," George parks his father's car in a handicap parking spot, after taking Kramer's advice. An angry mob trashes the vehicle when a disabled woman gets injured, because of the illegal parking. Whil
Carrie becomes furious with Doug after he is hospitalized to remove his appendix and begins talking about other women while sedated. To ease the situation, she writes a list of acceptable fantasies- and women- for Doug to dream about.
When Arthur tries to sell Spence his adjoining burial plot, he somehow winds up selling it to Spence's mother, Veronica. Doug is assigned a new delivery route and is freaked out by a man at one of his daily stops who always answers the door wearing nothin
Jeff and Audrey embark on finding a surrogate mother, only to run into problems with the interviewing process. Russell's wealthy mother comes to town, and after some counseling on how to be a man from Timmy, reluctantly decides to have her stop paying his
Stuck with a store Jeff leased for Audrey's fleeting cookie shop, he and Adam stay behind to clean up and discover a new game using the heads of mannequins.
As a tasteless prank played on Shirley ends with Pierce being tossed out of the group, Britta and Jeff are forced to team up against some teenage newcomers at school.
The first prize of priority registration engulfs Greendale Community College in a Spring Fling paintball war.