"Steve pretends to be a single parent to impress an attractive member of a support group --and pays Romeo to portray his son. Meanwhile, Regina conducts employee evaluations and Bullethead romances a Catholic school student."
"After appearing previously in court to establish paternity of her child, an Atlanta, GA woman was shocked to learn that her own paternity may be in question. She returns to find out if the man she has known as dad her whole life is truly her father."
"Jordan and Madison claim their 17-year-old sister, Peyton, is a master manipulator who preys on their mother, Lora's emotions, and they say it has to stop. They also have claimed Peyton is physically and verbally abusive toward Lora, but they say Lora continues to look the other way and cover for her - even when the police are called to the house. Jordan and Madison say they can't believe their mother is so naive and they are at their breaking point. Lora admits she has difficulty disciplining Peyton and that she's lost all authority in her home, but says she doesn't know how to end the sibling rivalry between her daughters. Peyton admits she's had some problems, but says her family just doesn't understand her. Is Peyton's behavior an attempt to get attention, or could something deeper be at play? Plus, Peyton makes a shocking confession. How will what she reveals impact her relationship with her mom and her sisters? Is this family ready to call a truce?"
"A woman from Larned, KS comes to court to prove that her child was the result of a one-night-stand and that her ex-husband is not the father of her child."
"A woman wants payment for her destroyed living room after a driver crashes into it; A man claims his former coworker asked to invest in his new business, but stole money from his account instead."
"A Chicago, IL man comes to court certain he is not the father of a woman's child because of an injury he sustained while riding a bicycle without a seat."
"Two drivers are involved in an accident, neither have insurance and both expected the other to pay."
"Molly isn't happy when Joyce's boyfriend Vince tries to become friends with Mike by inviting him to a basketball game."
"Mike thinks Carl is out of line when he invites Victoria to go on what is supposed to be a men-only fishing trip."
After getting invited to a much cooler party, Jeff and Audrey lie to Jennifer and Adam to get out of a dinner they are hosting. Meanwhile, at the same party, Timmy tries to keep Russell on his best behavior after he ticks off party-goer, Jerry Rice.
"Meg loves this boy at school and they act well together. The only problem is...he's gay. Now Meg must find out if he is gay or if it's a misunderstanding."
"Max applies to the Manhattan School of Pastry and bakes a tart for her entrance exam."
"After putting it on her dream board, Caroline tries to build a Murphy bed all by herself. Meanwhile, Max finds herself confused by the signals she's getting from Johnny."
Jerry and George begin to work on the pilot for the series they pitched to NBC. Jerry says the wrong thing while "messing" around with one of Elaine's co-workers. George & Susan tell her father about the cabin fire, he becomes distraught and letters saved
Elaine's dog problem is solved by a neighborly rabbi with a cable show. Kramer's involvement in the dognapping worries him when he finds out about its impact on his permanent record. Overwhelmed with it all, George decides he wants to postpone the engagem
When the Heffernans begin working out with the Ferrigno's, Doug secretly makes a pact with Lou so he can sit around instead of working out.
Doug's Uncle Stu asks him to get his son, Danny, a job at IPS. Doug doesn't want him working there but he doesn't want to look bad to the family so he instructs his boss to interview him but not hire him. Eventually, Doug feels guilty and goes back to O'B
"Herbert warns Chris that the kind old German puppeteer Chris has befriended is a Nazi war criminal."
"Audrey and Jeff decide to join a cooking class that Jennifer and Adam are currently taking, but it becomes a problem after Jennifer makes an unkind remark about her cooking. Timmy has a problem with Russell's new girlfriend."
"Sabrina decides to show Jimmy that she is able to take care of Hope on her own. Meanwhile, Burt and Virginia try to trap a squirrel that has been terrorizing other squirrels in the neighborhood."
"Laurie tries to lure Travis back home."