"While hosting a party, Melanie gives one of her neighbors a wrong impression. When she tries to fix things she discovers that the man actually wants to have a relationship with her. Meanwhile, Victoria is hired to do a Japanese commercial and Elka tries to impress her senior prom date."
C.J. is left to look after the twins during the big game. Ella gets in the way of Calvin’s transition back home.
Calvin is invited back to work, and then decides he isn’t ready and doesn’t show. Floyd has a new girlfriend who looks awfully familiar to Curtis. Curtis realizes he knew the girlfriend… when she was a man.
"Mike goes on a junk food binge to cope with missing Molly while she is out of town for a teacher's conference. Meanwhile, Carl contemplates leaving Chicago after learning heartbreaking news from James."
"Carl is in a state of panic when Christina wants them to take their relationship to a new level."
In order to get out of an outstanding debt, Peter drafts a contract that sells Meg to Mort’s son, Neil.
Jeff spends the evening trying to avoid learning the score of a N.Y. Rangers game after Audrey forces him to give up his tickets and go to her boss' party instead. Meanwhile, at the game, Russell is mortified when Timmy roots against the home team.
Jerry has dinner with his parents and Uncle Leo. Women, who's paying and the watch are all discussed. Elaine uses Kramer as "her boyfriend" in trying to fool her shrink. George gets Russell's address and tries to get the pilot reinstated. Jerry tries to b
The library asks Jerry about a book he checked out in 1971 and never returned, so Jerry looks up an old girlfriend for his defense against a library cop. George thinks the homeless man he'd seen outside the library is his former high school gym teacher th
Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic weekend away at a resort. Doug and Carrie try to get over an argument they've been having, but only make things worse. Deacon finds Spence and Danny in bed together. Arthur decides he is in an emergency situation.
Carrie is convinced that Deacon and Kelly were only able to afford a vacation home by being cheap. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to help Spence get a new job.
"Trouble brews as Melanie's mother and Victoria's father decide to visit on the same weekend."
"Burt and Virginia get new back-fence neighbors, and Burt is convinced that there is something suspicious about them."
With his high-price "escort" girlfriend on his arm, Pierce pressures Jeff into asking Dean Pelton's airhead secretary to double date at the college's STD Fair.
"When Jules accidently tells Grayson he's hot, she tries to get him to admit she is sexy too. Jules uncovers Grayson's weakness. Meanwhile, Ellie feels unattractive after the birth of Stan."