"Melanie breaks up with an intelligent professor (Craig Bierko), Elka gets into an argument with an old friend from the senior center (Georgia Engel), Joy sleeps with a Rick Springfield impersonator and breaks up with him when she finds out, and Victoria angrily fires the maid... all before a neighborhood break-in forces everyone inside and unable to leave the house."
"A Lansing, MI woman sues the man she believes is her biological father for $5,000; he says she stole $500 from him and he wants a paternity test."
"A New Orleans woman discovers a family secret and needs a paternity test to find out if the man who raised her is her biological father."
"Carl, Mike and Samuel take a road trip to Memphis to meet Carl's mother for the first time."
"It has been weeks since Mike and Molly have been trying to get pregnant, prompting Mike to seek advice from Carl and Samuel."
"Nick gets upset when he sees that a bracelet he gave to Marilyn is regifted to Suzanne"
"Suzanne's stubborn need to argue her point gets her arrested."
"After Peter takes Stewie to the park and brings home the wrong baby, he tries to make amends and prove to Lois that he can be responsible. Upon returning from a business trip, he appears a changed man, affecting a more intelligent and classy persona."
After being teased for falling asleep while watching a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey he's young and spry and invites her to watch him play softball. While up at bat, a simple sneeze throws his back out, but he insists on playing in the tournament g
George's mother is forced to go to the hospital after she throws her back out when she falls down after catching him doing "you know." When George says he'll never do it again, Jerry challenges him to a contest of being "master of your domains", when he a
An increase in the minimum wage is enough to finally meet the demands of the striking employees of H&H Bagels, and as such, Kramer announces that after 12 years, he's going back to work. Jerry meets an attractive woman at a party, but when he later tries
Carrie hears that her law firm is laying off people and worries about her own job. Meanwhile, Doug is in hot water with Deacon when he loses the koosh ball Deacon received from his son as a gift.
Doug starts to dream more seriously about running his own sandwich shop now that his Uncle Stu has generously offered him a large sum of money to see him realize his dream. However, Carrie has major reservations about this, knowing that Doug's gifts are n
Lois is horrified when television news reporter Joyce Kinney exposes Lois as a former pornographic film star.
"Maw Maw has found a new love, Hubert, who encourages her to engage in some reckless activity. When Virginia finds herself scolding Maw Maw, she fears she's become a lame adult and wants Burt to do more risk-taking activities with her. Jimmy and Sabrina follow suit when they find themselves spying on their own babysitter."
As the death of his mom provokes a fierce debate about Pierce's religious beliefs, Britta and Annie are at odds over their respective tactics for a Gulf oil spill fund-raising drive.
"Jules says "I love you" to Grayson but he does not reciprocate as she expected. She's then determined to host a romantic Thanksgiving to force him to say the words. Meanwhile, Ellie and Laurie try to knock the optimism out of Andy, and Bobby gets mad when the gang confesses that they cannot understand a word he says"