Are We There Yet?
The Bucket List Episode
Chicago White Sox Baseball
Chicago White Sox @ Minnesota Twins
Rules Of Engagement
While Russell's (David Spade) new male assistant Timmy (guest star: Adhir Kalyan) makes Russell's job and love life a breeze, Adam (Oliver Hudson) becomes disgusted with Russell's new reign of boss terror. In the meantime, Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) decides to volunteer by reading to the elderly which provokes Audrey (Megyn Price) to jump on board the volunteer train yet again. Jeff (Patrick Warburton) quickly sees this as yet another one of Audrey's short lived commitments and challenges her to
The King of Queens
The Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much that he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes.
Elaine's new boyfriend, Brett, is obsessed with designer furniture and the song "Desperado." Jerry spots an umbrella salesman using the sales technique he invented. The salesman says it was someone else. Hundreds of twelve-cent royalty checks keep arriving from Jerry's brief appearance on a Japanese television. Kramer warns George that the carpet cleaners he hired are actually a front for a religious cult. Intrigued, George tries to be converted, but they're not interested. Kramer meets some Jap
The Pledge Drive
Jerry comments that a friend was hitting on him and Elaine tries to find out if what was true, but gets the voice of the woman and her current boyfriend confused. Elaine's boss eats his Snickers bar with a knife and fork and idea that soon catches on. George thinks a waitress gave him the finger. Jerry gets caught throwing away a thank you card. Jerry cashes some old birthday checks from his grandmother. Jerry's working a PBS pledge drive and gets George to bring a Yankee to appear with him, whi
The King of Queens
Doug and Carrie have done everything they can to avoid their annoying neighbors, Tim and Dorothy Sacksky. But when the couple separates, they graciously offer their week at a Hamptons time share to the Heffernans, so that it won't go unused. Until they get their hands on the keys to the cottage, Doug and Carrie feel obligated to console the unhappy couple. Doug goes skeet-shooting with Tim, while Carrie asks Richie to sweet talk a depressed Dorothy. But after Richie goes too far, Doug and Carrie
Eric, Donna, Kelso, Hyde and Fez are all going to Vanstock, Wisconsin's own Woodstock. Jackie says she doesn't want to go, so Kelso invites Laurie. In the end, both girls go leaving Kelso stuck in the middle. Donna gets mad at Eric for not telling her about Kelso and Jackie. Fez spends the night girl chatting to Jackie and Laurie, much to Kelso's chagrin while Hyde attempts drop him in it. Red becomes addicted to soaps.
Stan devises a plan to make Steve more popular at school, but the plan backfires when the side effects make him a little "too popular;" and Hayley's student film shames Francine into becoming a surgeon.
New Adventures of Old Christine
When she's again faced with 'Sad Dad' Stan, Christine once again finds it impossible to resist him and finally reveals why to Richard. Meanwhile, Matthew is stuck with a date who just won't leave.
Dr. Kelso is outraged when he discovers, that a bird has been living at Sacred Heart. He orders the Janitor to dispose of it immediately. However, the Janitor likes the bird so much, he secretly keeps it as a pet. J.D., annoyed with Keith, tries to get his intern fired, but things don't turn out as intended.