Curtis and Ella's relationship hits a bump when Ella claims that Curtis takes her for granted. Things get bumpier for Curtis when the always sassy Madea materializes in one of his dreams. Elsewhere, Malik takes up football in order to woo a cheerleader.

After receiving Jr.'s SATs score results (a perfect 1600), the Kyles believe they have a genius in the house and start treating him more respectfully. Unfortunately, the results weren't Jr.'s, and his true score turns out to be only 200. Still, he proves he's not so dumb and puts together the jungle gym Michael couldn't put together for Kady. Meanwhile, Jay asks the girls what they to be when they get older. Claire wants to shop (to for companies, for her), and Kady wants to be an officer, so sh

Carrie is upset about getting older when her 30th birthday rolls around.

The mold problem in the Heffernan household grows and Doug and Carrie find out to fix the problem will cost them $12,000! Doug, with his tail between his legs, goes to his father to ask for the money, but hits a wall when he wants to know why he and Carrie don't have it in the bank. When Doug has to admit they have no savings, his dad wants to comb through their financial books to see where all the money is going. This prompts Doug to limit Carrie on her "wild spending," which does not go over w

Michael's sister Kelly is coming over for the weekend, which freaks Jay out because every time Kelly comes over she overstays her welcome and always gets on Jay's nerves. This time is no different, with Kelly constantly throwing on Jay's face that she is fatter than her, a worse cook than her and even tries to make her look like a bad singer, even though Jay can sing wonderfully. Things heat up when Kelly brings up Sharon, Michael's old girlfriend and Kelly's best friend. The two women get into

Mrs. Garrison teaches the children about parenting by breaking the class into couples and giving each couple an egg to care for a week. If the egg is broken by the end of the week, the couple gets a grade of F. Stan expects (and deep down really wants) to be paired up with Wendy; however, she gets assigned to Kyle and he gets partnered with Bebe. While the children are decorating their eggs, Mrs. Garrison reflects on the love he had for Mr. Slave. Afterwards he goes to Mr. Slave’s home and tries

It's Christmas, and even though J.D. and the others don't really feel like celebrating, Turk makes a huge deal about it. But his faith and happiness are gone after a very busy night at the hospital. Dr. Cox has J.D. videotape the birth of the child of one of his friends.