March 2008 Archives
Near the end of last week, word came out that a true Chicago radio giant –Wally Phillips- had passed away. Though enough time has passed that there are people who aren’t familiar with Wally, the man is truly a legend-his work at WGN radio was really the cornerstone (along with Cubs games) of the great success of the station, and it is still thriving off the momentum he created.
When Wally was first here in town, he used to do comedy bits on TV with Bob Bell- yes, the same Bob Bell who was Chicago’s definitive Bozo! His greatest fame came as morning personality at WGN, though-and his astronomical ratings have yet to be surpassed.
I was only around Wally a couple times- once being at a “Taste of Chicago” broadcast. For the many who have only heard me as a guest on WGN radio, with my friends like Steve and Johnnie, Nick DiGilio, and Dean Richards, you might not know that I had a few go-rounds as a fill-in personality at that station (my joke has always been that I was “disowned” from the “WGN Family” more times than anybody else!) When I was doing fill-in, I’d sometimes use the same sound effects that I’ve used in all my TV shows. A management type there took me aside one day, and said that it really wasn’t a good idea. “Why?” I asked, confused “I’ve used those on all the radio and TV stuff I’ve done!” The person explained that listeners would think I was trying to crab Wally’s act, since he used “drop-ins” as they were called all the time. I argued that TONS of radio guys used them, and that it wasn’t just an exclusive deal to Wally- and the person replied, quite logically “Yes, but to a lot of people who listen to our station- all they’ve ever known was Wally.” It was true- these people weren’t “button-pushers”- all they listened to was WGN, and Wally.
He was a very clever guy in his hey-day, which makes the reports that he was suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease before his passing even sadder. Though many of us would parody him, joking about giving people the loads of freebies in his “prize list”-he undeniably made a personal connection with his many listeners, who appreciated his warmth and humor. He provided something that so much morning radio (and radio in general) lacks these days- both entertainment and service to his listeners. He didn’t have to convince a wacky sidekick to eat a light bulb, or play cruel tricks on people. The man was a true professional.
I always remember a great story about him- the record companies used to send pre-recorded “interviews” to stations,
With a script so the air personality could insert the questions and make it seem like the star was really there with him. Wally had one of these with Doris Day, and, when it came time for him to read the scripted line asking if she had a new record out- Wally simply said “Well, you certainly have a good head on your shoulders!” To which pre-recorded Doris replied, “Yes, in fact- I have two!” You gotta love it- so long, Wally. You’ve done something that all us other broadcasters can only hope for- you really meant something to Chicago.
When Wally was first here in town, he used to do comedy bits on TV with Bob Bell- yes, the same Bob Bell who was Chicago’s definitive Bozo! His greatest fame came as morning personality at WGN, though-and his astronomical ratings have yet to be surpassed.
I was only around Wally a couple times- once being at a “Taste of Chicago” broadcast. For the many who have only heard me as a guest on WGN radio, with my friends like Steve and Johnnie, Nick DiGilio, and Dean Richards, you might not know that I had a few go-rounds as a fill-in personality at that station (my joke has always been that I was “disowned” from the “WGN Family” more times than anybody else!) When I was doing fill-in, I’d sometimes use the same sound effects that I’ve used in all my TV shows. A management type there took me aside one day, and said that it really wasn’t a good idea. “Why?” I asked, confused “I’ve used those on all the radio and TV stuff I’ve done!” The person explained that listeners would think I was trying to crab Wally’s act, since he used “drop-ins” as they were called all the time. I argued that TONS of radio guys used them, and that it wasn’t just an exclusive deal to Wally- and the person replied, quite logically “Yes, but to a lot of people who listen to our station- all they’ve ever known was Wally.” It was true- these people weren’t “button-pushers”- all they listened to was WGN, and Wally.
He was a very clever guy in his hey-day, which makes the reports that he was suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease before his passing even sadder. Though many of us would parody him, joking about giving people the loads of freebies in his “prize list”-he undeniably made a personal connection with his many listeners, who appreciated his warmth and humor. He provided something that so much morning radio (and radio in general) lacks these days- both entertainment and service to his listeners. He didn’t have to convince a wacky sidekick to eat a light bulb, or play cruel tricks on people. The man was a true professional.
I always remember a great story about him- the record companies used to send pre-recorded “interviews” to stations,
With a script so the air personality could insert the questions and make it seem like the star was really there with him. Wally had one of these with Doris Day, and, when it came time for him to read the scripted line asking if she had a new record out- Wally simply said “Well, you certainly have a good head on your shoulders!” To which pre-recorded Doris replied, “Yes, in fact- I have two!” You gotta love it- so long, Wally. You’ve done something that all us other broadcasters can only hope for- you really meant something to Chicago.
Last night, I took some time to check out a live PCW wrestling event featuring my talented pal ‘the Feature Presentation” Johnny Mac, and it was a great time- and appropriately, occurring on the same weekend as “the grand-daddy of all wrestling events” as the hipsters always put it- Wrestlemania! I know, it’s hard for a lot of people to believe what a big money-maker this pay-per-view event is…and how outrageous some of the antics can be! Last year’s big thing was owner and lead player Vince Macmahon getting his head shaved by Donald Trump- and this year, the mainstream gimmick is the 7 foot “Big Show” Paul Wight taking on 5 foot nine boxer Floyd “Money” Mayweather.(Maybe the Donald can battle the winner…)
This all brings to mind my brushes with wrestlers in the past-back when I was doing the “Koz Zone” show, we often sponsored contests to attend live events, and I got to meet some of the wrestlers, do an announcement at the beginning of the event from in the ring, and watch the proceedings from ringside. I was amazed when, one time, the champion and idol of kiddies everywhere “the Ultimate Warrior” came to ringside and went after his opponent’s manager, the now deceased “Sensational Sherri” Martel, while loudly calling her some incredibly obscene names that were not quite suitable for younger and more sensitive attendees. To be fair, many of the wrestlers were really nice guys, and fairly intelligent-often far removed from the characters they portrayed. The “evil Russian” Nickolai Volkoff (who, in reality was neither evil of Russian) loved to do magic tricks, and once put a headlock on me!
During that same period, when we went down to Orlando to shoot some programs from the grand opening of the Universal theme park-as we were heading for the terminal, I saw a huge array of platinum-blond hair coming towards us- and, as the person passed, I was amazed to see it was the then-champion of the WCW organization- the “Nature Boy” Ric Flair-truly one of the biggest names in modern wrestling history!(Flair, now with less hair, but just as much attitude, will be, coincident- ally, wrestling what may be his “retirement” match at today’s Wrestlemania.)
I know I’ve mentioned having Hulk Hogan and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin being on our show, and the Elvis-like “HonkyTonk Man”- who had –ahem- outgrown the massive belt for his jumpsuit and had to find a way to pin it on. And, no- Sven has never appeared in a wrestling ring- yet…
This all brings to mind my brushes with wrestlers in the past-back when I was doing the “Koz Zone” show, we often sponsored contests to attend live events, and I got to meet some of the wrestlers, do an announcement at the beginning of the event from in the ring, and watch the proceedings from ringside. I was amazed when, one time, the champion and idol of kiddies everywhere “the Ultimate Warrior” came to ringside and went after his opponent’s manager, the now deceased “Sensational Sherri” Martel, while loudly calling her some incredibly obscene names that were not quite suitable for younger and more sensitive attendees. To be fair, many of the wrestlers were really nice guys, and fairly intelligent-often far removed from the characters they portrayed. The “evil Russian” Nickolai Volkoff (who, in reality was neither evil of Russian) loved to do magic tricks, and once put a headlock on me!
During that same period, when we went down to Orlando to shoot some programs from the grand opening of the Universal theme park-as we were heading for the terminal, I saw a huge array of platinum-blond hair coming towards us- and, as the person passed, I was amazed to see it was the then-champion of the WCW organization- the “Nature Boy” Ric Flair-truly one of the biggest names in modern wrestling history!(Flair, now with less hair, but just as much attitude, will be, coincident- ally, wrestling what may be his “retirement” match at today’s Wrestlemania.)
I know I’ve mentioned having Hulk Hogan and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin being on our show, and the Elvis-like “HonkyTonk Man”- who had –ahem- outgrown the massive belt for his jumpsuit and had to find a way to pin it on. And, no- Sven has never appeared in a wrestling ring- yet…
The Svengoolie show gets warm and fuzzy- well, at least, fuzzy- tonight with a classic 1950s feature- “Tarantula!” Directed by Jack Arnold, this “giant creature” film from 1955 starts out based on the noblest of intentions-with the population of our planet expanding, there could be a food shortage in our future
-so the good professor Leo G. Carroll is developing a nutrient that can be helpful in feeding the future human population. He’s been doing some experiments- which have produced oversized animals- and, sadly, some other mutations that he’s keeping a secret-for now…one of which causes turmoil in his lab, allowing a larger than normal tarantula to escape into the desert- where it continues to grow- and also starts attacking various livestock and humanity! Stalwart scientist John Agar, aided by lab assistant (and real life- early Playboy Playmate)
Mara Corday, tries to convince the world that the huge menace is for real-and find a way to stop the incredible towering “Tarantula!”
For those who always ask, yes, this is another Universal flick with an early cameo by Clint Eastwood- we’ll point it out to you on the show. Mara Corday became fast friends with Eastwood, and even played supporting roles in his movies when he became a big star.
Let’s go from a big star to a big ham- I don’t mean that in a disparaging manner- I’m talking about John Agar, whose family was in the meat-packing business right here in Chicago-and were famous for their Agar hams. I don’t think the company is around anymore…and haven’t been able to find any information regarding when the company left the city, or was bought out-if you know any facts about it, please pass them along to me at svengoolie@wciu.com …we’ll tell you more information about John in the film tonight…
In almost all the shots in the film- the tarantula was indeed a real spider, just magnified and super-imposed into the scenes.
This is certainly different from one of the other “giant creature” feature, “The Deadly Mantis”- in which it’s the exact opposite-a real mantis was used very sparingly!
There’s all the usual spider-Sven antics in the show tonight- including a song based on a dance that came from the tarantula’s name! Make sure you tune in –9pm on WCIU- 1am on Me-TV…and please check your listings for WMLW and WDJT 58.3 in Milwaukee, and MyMichiana in the South Bend area!
-so the good professor Leo G. Carroll is developing a nutrient that can be helpful in feeding the future human population. He’s been doing some experiments- which have produced oversized animals- and, sadly, some other mutations that he’s keeping a secret-for now…one of which causes turmoil in his lab, allowing a larger than normal tarantula to escape into the desert- where it continues to grow- and also starts attacking various livestock and humanity! Stalwart scientist John Agar, aided by lab assistant (and real life- early Playboy Playmate)
Mara Corday, tries to convince the world that the huge menace is for real-and find a way to stop the incredible towering “Tarantula!”
For those who always ask, yes, this is another Universal flick with an early cameo by Clint Eastwood- we’ll point it out to you on the show. Mara Corday became fast friends with Eastwood, and even played supporting roles in his movies when he became a big star.
Let’s go from a big star to a big ham- I don’t mean that in a disparaging manner- I’m talking about John Agar, whose family was in the meat-packing business right here in Chicago-and were famous for their Agar hams. I don’t think the company is around anymore…and haven’t been able to find any information regarding when the company left the city, or was bought out-if you know any facts about it, please pass them along to me at svengoolie@wciu.com …we’ll tell you more information about John in the film tonight…
In almost all the shots in the film- the tarantula was indeed a real spider, just magnified and super-imposed into the scenes.
This is certainly different from one of the other “giant creature” feature, “The Deadly Mantis”- in which it’s the exact opposite-a real mantis was used very sparingly!
There’s all the usual spider-Sven antics in the show tonight- including a song based on a dance that came from the tarantula’s name! Make sure you tune in –9pm on WCIU- 1am on Me-TV…and please check your listings for WMLW and WDJT 58.3 in Milwaukee, and MyMichiana in the South Bend area!
Many of you have been happy to see some of the old classic Universal monster flicks on our show- especially the “big name” monsters whop have formed the very basis of the Universal monster legend- from Dracula through to the Creature from the Black Lagoon. It’s certainly no secret
That Universal has been trying for a while now to revive the monster legacy-their greatest success so far has been with the Mummy movies (another one is on the way…)-and the attempt to jumpstart most of the big name monsters in “Van Helsing”
Has fans and detractors- but, the one thing they can both agree on is- it didn’t bring back a new wave of monstermania
As it was intended to- there had been big plans for animated “Van Helsing” stuff, and theme park attractions- but the lack of success of the film brought all that to a very swift halt.
Nevertheless, the popularity of the monsters – so much so that you still see things referencing them at the Universal theme parks and tours-has the studio determined to bring ‘em back alive (or, undead, in some cases…) We’ve mentioned the remake of “the Creature from the Black Lagoon” with a guy in a suit, as opposed to a computer generated monster (some say that’s the studio having learned its lesson with “Van Helsing” and it’s c.g. monsters)-and now, we’ve seen stills from a new version of –“the Wolf Man!”
It’s Benicio Del Toro who plays Larry Talbot this time (the ONLY person other than Lon Chaney Jr. to ever play the role) and yes, he’ll be wearing the wolf make-up- designed by make-up great Rick Baker. The rumor is that a lot of the story from the original movie will survive, and, in fact, be amplified –like the strained family relations that Larry refers to early on in the original film. One thing I’d like to know- will they do the transformations from man to wolf the old-fashioned way- shoot a few frames, add make-up, roll again, stop, add more make-up- or will the transformation be done quicker and easier using computer generated effects? There seem to be hints that it will be a combination of both-which could make for a very cool change.
Those in the know seem to think this one will be a success, and open the door to bringing back more of the classic Universal monsters- and, possibly, also in the traditional way- with actors in costume and make-up, instead of as computer generated creatures- which means we may again be able to see the tortured souls of the monsters, as Karloff and his cronies could so brilliantly pull off!
That Universal has been trying for a while now to revive the monster legacy-their greatest success so far has been with the Mummy movies (another one is on the way…)-and the attempt to jumpstart most of the big name monsters in “Van Helsing”
Has fans and detractors- but, the one thing they can both agree on is- it didn’t bring back a new wave of monstermania
As it was intended to- there had been big plans for animated “Van Helsing” stuff, and theme park attractions- but the lack of success of the film brought all that to a very swift halt.
Nevertheless, the popularity of the monsters – so much so that you still see things referencing them at the Universal theme parks and tours-has the studio determined to bring ‘em back alive (or, undead, in some cases…) We’ve mentioned the remake of “the Creature from the Black Lagoon” with a guy in a suit, as opposed to a computer generated monster (some say that’s the studio having learned its lesson with “Van Helsing” and it’s c.g. monsters)-and now, we’ve seen stills from a new version of –“the Wolf Man!”
It’s Benicio Del Toro who plays Larry Talbot this time (the ONLY person other than Lon Chaney Jr. to ever play the role) and yes, he’ll be wearing the wolf make-up- designed by make-up great Rick Baker. The rumor is that a lot of the story from the original movie will survive, and, in fact, be amplified –like the strained family relations that Larry refers to early on in the original film. One thing I’d like to know- will they do the transformations from man to wolf the old-fashioned way- shoot a few frames, add make-up, roll again, stop, add more make-up- or will the transformation be done quicker and easier using computer generated effects? There seem to be hints that it will be a combination of both-which could make for a very cool change.
Those in the know seem to think this one will be a success, and open the door to bringing back more of the classic Universal monsters- and, possibly, also in the traditional way- with actors in costume and make-up, instead of as computer generated creatures- which means we may again be able to see the tortured souls of the monsters, as Karloff and his cronies could so brilliantly pull off!
Yesterday in one of the newspapers (the one without ties to the Cubs) there was an article recounting a medium contacting the spirit of some old Cubs player whose life was somewhat the basis for the film “the Natural.” The spirit was ‘angry”- and it was speculated that it might be due to the whole Sam Zell/possible team sale thing. Sure it is.
It seems only fair that WE try to contact a spirit with ties to Chicago baseball, and, with the recent controversy over the “imitation Harry” ads- I’ve decided that we should try to contact the man himself- Harry Caray. Using my great psychic (or is it psycho) powers, and firmly grasping a can of Budweiser (you can’t conjure a spirit without spirits- HEY!)-I know request that the spirit of Harry join us…Harry, can you hear me? Harry?
“…hello again, everybody…say, who’s hogging the Budweiser?”
…(naturally, the first thing he notices is the Budweiser) Harry- it’s me- Svengoolie!
“…Stan Goulet? Didn’t you play shortstop for the Sheboygan Sheep?”
No, it’s Svengoolie- Harry, we want to contact you and see if you’re angry…
“…well, Ben, come to think of it, I am hungry- a nice chicken vesuvio from Harry Caray’s would sure hit the spot about now…”
(Wow- he’s still getting in the plugs, even from the other side…)…Harry- I said “angry”- are you angry about those commercials with the guy imitating you?
“…is he supposed to be imitating me? Come on- first of all, he’s not a good enough looking youngster! Hawhawh…and, second, he doesn’t sound a bit like me…he sounds like Walter Brennan after getting hit by a foul ball right in the-”
HARRY! So, you’re not upset by the imitation?
“Aw, nothing upsets me…after all, it’s almost opening day and –hey! Look there! Boris Karloff is joining us in the fleecy fields today! You know, Karloff spelled backwards is ‘Ffolrak’…”
…Really? Boris is…uh, anyway, Harry- how do you feel about the possible sale of the team, and the ballpark WITH naming rights?
“Listen, Stan, I’m having a little trouble hearing you…let’s have Arnie and his technical boys try to fix tha…”
…Harry? Harry? I wonder why he suddenly couldn’t hear me- oh my gosh. The can of Bud I’m holding- it…it’s EMPTY!
It seems only fair that WE try to contact a spirit with ties to Chicago baseball, and, with the recent controversy over the “imitation Harry” ads- I’ve decided that we should try to contact the man himself- Harry Caray. Using my great psychic (or is it psycho) powers, and firmly grasping a can of Budweiser (you can’t conjure a spirit without spirits- HEY!)-I know request that the spirit of Harry join us…Harry, can you hear me? Harry?
“…hello again, everybody…say, who’s hogging the Budweiser?”
…(naturally, the first thing he notices is the Budweiser) Harry- it’s me- Svengoolie!
“…Stan Goulet? Didn’t you play shortstop for the Sheboygan Sheep?”
No, it’s Svengoolie- Harry, we want to contact you and see if you’re angry…
“…well, Ben, come to think of it, I am hungry- a nice chicken vesuvio from Harry Caray’s would sure hit the spot about now…”
(Wow- he’s still getting in the plugs, even from the other side…)…Harry- I said “angry”- are you angry about those commercials with the guy imitating you?
“…is he supposed to be imitating me? Come on- first of all, he’s not a good enough looking youngster! Hawhawh…and, second, he doesn’t sound a bit like me…he sounds like Walter Brennan after getting hit by a foul ball right in the-”
HARRY! So, you’re not upset by the imitation?
“Aw, nothing upsets me…after all, it’s almost opening day and –hey! Look there! Boris Karloff is joining us in the fleecy fields today! You know, Karloff spelled backwards is ‘Ffolrak’…”
…Really? Boris is…uh, anyway, Harry- how do you feel about the possible sale of the team, and the ballpark WITH naming rights?
“Listen, Stan, I’m having a little trouble hearing you…let’s have Arnie and his technical boys try to fix tha…”
…Harry? Harry? I wonder why he suddenly couldn’t hear me- oh my gosh. The can of Bud I’m holding- it…it’s EMPTY!
Okay, regarding the “Harry Caray” commercials- as I mentioned, I haven’t heard from too many people who like them. I feel kind of bad for John Caponera, the local comic who’s doing them- first of all, I’ve heard him do a better Harry impression. I think the commercials are the end result of its writers and producers who really based the whole thing on Will Ferrell’s lame Harry impression (sorry, Farrell fans.)Having done some commercials, I’m sure they encouraged him to do it “more like Will”- but, regardless, just doing the commercials as Harry probably wasn’t a good idea. In Stella Foster’s Sun Times column yesterday, she had some interesting information about the spots-supposedly, they will be discontinued around March 30-is that because they were supposed to end right before baseball season starts, or because so many people dislike them? According to the Sun Times information, the sponsor paid only a nominal fee to the Caray estate for use of his image, allegedly saying they were doing a “tribute ad” to Harry- and Harry’s widow Dutchie was under the impression that it wasn’t going to be a huge campaign (by the way, she supposedly has not seen the spots yet.)
Getting back to how it appears that the impression is based more on Will Farrell’s Harry- I’m guessing that, because of the stuff that’s like “would you have a sabre-toothed tiger for a pet? I know I would…” –that was very typical of the lines in the Ferrell Harry bits, done, I’m sure, to indicate how Harry could get of subject…but, Harry fans, correct me if I’m wrong- I don’t recall Harry doing much of that “If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it? I know I would…” type of thing…which, since it’s an imitation of an imitation, brings us to something I talked about a few days ago- how a lot of impressionists use lines that the actual person never said, yet, through repetition, people start to believe they actually said them! I got a nice e-mail from Dan Marco, who gave me a whole list of “never saids”- like the fact that James Cagney never said “You dirty rat” –although a thousand Cagney imitators have! “Dragnet’s” Jack Webb didn’t say “Just the facts, ma’am” until after Stan Freberg did his parodies of him saying that-previously, he would refer to women as “ma’am” and say “we just want the facts”- but never put the two together until Stan did…
Mark also had an interesting observation-that Ed Sullivan began to use the same cadence that impressionist John Byner did for the phrase “reeeally big shew- right here on our stage”-AFTER Byner’s impression got “really big”- so Ed was imitating Byner doing Ed!
Thanks, Mark, for the info- and everybody “enjoy” those “Harry imitation” commercials while you can.” Hey, everybody-would you take ‘em off now if you had the power? I know I would…”)
Getting back to how it appears that the impression is based more on Will Farrell’s Harry- I’m guessing that, because of the stuff that’s like “would you have a sabre-toothed tiger for a pet? I know I would…” –that was very typical of the lines in the Ferrell Harry bits, done, I’m sure, to indicate how Harry could get of subject…but, Harry fans, correct me if I’m wrong- I don’t recall Harry doing much of that “If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it? I know I would…” type of thing…which, since it’s an imitation of an imitation, brings us to something I talked about a few days ago- how a lot of impressionists use lines that the actual person never said, yet, through repetition, people start to believe they actually said them! I got a nice e-mail from Dan Marco, who gave me a whole list of “never saids”- like the fact that James Cagney never said “You dirty rat” –although a thousand Cagney imitators have! “Dragnet’s” Jack Webb didn’t say “Just the facts, ma’am” until after Stan Freberg did his parodies of him saying that-previously, he would refer to women as “ma’am” and say “we just want the facts”- but never put the two together until Stan did…
Mark also had an interesting observation-that Ed Sullivan began to use the same cadence that impressionist John Byner did for the phrase “reeeally big shew- right here on our stage”-AFTER Byner’s impression got “really big”- so Ed was imitating Byner doing Ed!
Thanks, Mark, for the info- and everybody “enjoy” those “Harry imitation” commercials while you can.” Hey, everybody-would you take ‘em off now if you had the power? I know I would…”)
March 25- What’s That Sound-and Chicken Trivia
Okay, this has been driving me crazy for a while- have you ever seen that one Comcast TV commercial for their phone system? It starts with a close-up of a blonde woman on her phone- but-the sound! I know it’s supposed to be some hip sort of lead-in part of the music in the spot- but- it always sounds like a toilet tank or washing machine that’s backed-up or overflowing! I’m guessing this comes from the commercial maker’s handbook that says having a unique sound at the start of the commercial draws a viewer’s attention. Well, it draws mine- and not in a good way. Just for the record, neither does their half-witted turtle couple.
People have asked me about the commercial with the “Harry Caray” impersonator, and, quite honestly, I haven’t found too many people who actually like it. I’ll write a little more about it tomorrow, but –let me just say-I don’t know that, if people dislike the spots, that they would bother to buy the product…
Also, though (for a couple reasons) we obviously know that that isn’t the REAL Harry in that commercial- have you ever seen the commercials with the George W. Bush, and sometimes, Bill Clinton impersonators? Seeing as how these guys really look like these two esteemed political figures- wouldn’t it be a good idea to add the old stand-by disclaimer- “celebrities impersonated?” Though you and I might not ever think that it’s REALLY them, there may be people here and there who could believe that it is!
On to another topic- seeing as how most people consider me an “expert” on chickens, since I’ve been hit by so many- I read that Al Copeland, the man who started the “Popeye’s Chicken” chain, just passed away-and I learned an interesting fact. Mr. Copeland, who started his food career in the donut business, saw KFC open in New Orleans in 1966- had an idea- and opened his own chicken place-“Chicken on the Run”-in 1971, with the motto “So fast you get your chicken before you get your change!” This fine idea was going down the tubes within six months- so Copeland changed the chicken to a Louisiana Cajun-style recipe- and it was a hit! Here’s the interesting fact that I learned- he named the business- “Popeye’s Mighty Good Fried Chicken”-but- at first, he wasn’t referring to the beloved cartoon sailor character whose image actually eventually appeared in the fast food outlet’s décor and advertising. He actually named it for the character that Gene Hackman played-Popeye Doyle- in “the French Connection!” Somehow I don’t see Hackman’s grinning mug plastered all over napkins and boxes of chicken- and, heck- he never even dated Olive Oyl… # # #
Okay, this has been driving me crazy for a while- have you ever seen that one Comcast TV commercial for their phone system? It starts with a close-up of a blonde woman on her phone- but-the sound! I know it’s supposed to be some hip sort of lead-in part of the music in the spot- but- it always sounds like a toilet tank or washing machine that’s backed-up or overflowing! I’m guessing this comes from the commercial maker’s handbook that says having a unique sound at the start of the commercial draws a viewer’s attention. Well, it draws mine- and not in a good way. Just for the record, neither does their half-witted turtle couple.
People have asked me about the commercial with the “Harry Caray” impersonator, and, quite honestly, I haven’t found too many people who actually like it. I’ll write a little more about it tomorrow, but –let me just say-I don’t know that, if people dislike the spots, that they would bother to buy the product…
Also, though (for a couple reasons) we obviously know that that isn’t the REAL Harry in that commercial- have you ever seen the commercials with the George W. Bush, and sometimes, Bill Clinton impersonators? Seeing as how these guys really look like these two esteemed political figures- wouldn’t it be a good idea to add the old stand-by disclaimer- “celebrities impersonated?” Though you and I might not ever think that it’s REALLY them, there may be people here and there who could believe that it is!
On to another topic- seeing as how most people consider me an “expert” on chickens, since I’ve been hit by so many- I read that Al Copeland, the man who started the “Popeye’s Chicken” chain, just passed away-and I learned an interesting fact. Mr. Copeland, who started his food career in the donut business, saw KFC open in New Orleans in 1966- had an idea- and opened his own chicken place-“Chicken on the Run”-in 1971, with the motto “So fast you get your chicken before you get your change!” This fine idea was going down the tubes within six months- so Copeland changed the chicken to a Louisiana Cajun-style recipe- and it was a hit! Here’s the interesting fact that I learned- he named the business- “Popeye’s Mighty Good Fried Chicken”-but- at first, he wasn’t referring to the beloved cartoon sailor character whose image actually eventually appeared in the fast food outlet’s décor and advertising. He actually named it for the character that Gene Hackman played-Popeye Doyle- in “the French Connection!” Somehow I don’t see Hackman’s grinning mug plastered all over napkins and boxes of chicken- and, heck- he never even dated Olive Oyl… # # #
Let us continue with what wee were doing yesterday- or, at least, what I was doing yesterday- eating dark chocolate marshmallow bunnies. No, no- I mean, going through some of the recent e-mail and feedback from you fine Sven fans at
svengoolie@wciu.com …
I’m always flattered to get messages from various big-time Hollywood people who are in the business, who were and still are Svengoolie fans…like Kevin J. O’Connor, who you saw on our “Mummy” show, writer/producer Steve Kroziere, and writer/director Adam Rifkin, who checks in with us every once in a while, and has always told me that I’d be surprised how many people in the business know about me! Well, I got an e-mail from one Scott Lew, who used to watch me on WFLD- he says he heard we showed a “mediocre movie” (his words, not mine!) that HE MADE a few years ago- “Aberration” –you might recall it- a pretty blonde woman on the lam goes to a remote cabin where deadly mutant lizards have hatched, and ends up battling them! He said that he was said that our show doesn’t run in L.A., and wanted to see how we made of fun of his film!
I recall getting a letter from some guys who wrote another of our flicks- the one with Corey Feldman- “Voodoo”- and also wanted to see how we made sport of their film! You have to be happy when people WANT to see you goof around with their work!
You know how I always get a bunch of requests from people to try to figure out the name of an old horror movie that they vaguely recall? Well, a gentleman named Steve asked for help with this one: it starts with some people- he thinks it was Mark Twain and Edgar Allan Poe!-betting a mercenary that he couldn’t survive spending a night in a haunted house. He ultimately survives many horrors (he thinks thirteen of them)
But, as he’s leaving the property the haunted house is on- a gate slams shut and pierces his throat! (Sorry if that’s a spoiler, kids) Personally, this rings no bells with me- does it sound familiar to any of you? If so, let me know, so I can pass the information along to Steve…Mark Twain and Poe?!
Finally, Kyle wrote to me, asking what years I was on in his hometown area of Philadelphia! I had to think, going back again to those “Son of Sven” years- and determined that I appeared on WKBS in Philly – a station so poorly run that years later they actually gave up and returned their license to the FCC!-from late 1982 into 1983.I even went there and taped a double feature, that they built an entire huge set for- when we could have taped on our set in Chicago just as easily. By the way, my show appearing on the station did NOT bring about its demise…
That’s it for today-please keep your comments, questions, photos, etc. coming- repeating that address- send to:
svengoolie@wciu.com…
svengoolie@wciu.com …
I’m always flattered to get messages from various big-time Hollywood people who are in the business, who were and still are Svengoolie fans…like Kevin J. O’Connor, who you saw on our “Mummy” show, writer/producer Steve Kroziere, and writer/director Adam Rifkin, who checks in with us every once in a while, and has always told me that I’d be surprised how many people in the business know about me! Well, I got an e-mail from one Scott Lew, who used to watch me on WFLD- he says he heard we showed a “mediocre movie” (his words, not mine!) that HE MADE a few years ago- “Aberration” –you might recall it- a pretty blonde woman on the lam goes to a remote cabin where deadly mutant lizards have hatched, and ends up battling them! He said that he was said that our show doesn’t run in L.A., and wanted to see how we made of fun of his film!
I recall getting a letter from some guys who wrote another of our flicks- the one with Corey Feldman- “Voodoo”- and also wanted to see how we made sport of their film! You have to be happy when people WANT to see you goof around with their work!
You know how I always get a bunch of requests from people to try to figure out the name of an old horror movie that they vaguely recall? Well, a gentleman named Steve asked for help with this one: it starts with some people- he thinks it was Mark Twain and Edgar Allan Poe!-betting a mercenary that he couldn’t survive spending a night in a haunted house. He ultimately survives many horrors (he thinks thirteen of them)
But, as he’s leaving the property the haunted house is on- a gate slams shut and pierces his throat! (Sorry if that’s a spoiler, kids) Personally, this rings no bells with me- does it sound familiar to any of you? If so, let me know, so I can pass the information along to Steve…Mark Twain and Poe?!
Finally, Kyle wrote to me, asking what years I was on in his hometown area of Philadelphia! I had to think, going back again to those “Son of Sven” years- and determined that I appeared on WKBS in Philly – a station so poorly run that years later they actually gave up and returned their license to the FCC!-from late 1982 into 1983.I even went there and taped a double feature, that they built an entire huge set for- when we could have taped on our set in Chicago just as easily. By the way, my show appearing on the station did NOT bring about its demise…
That’s it for today-please keep your comments, questions, photos, etc. coming- repeating that address- send to:
svengoolie@wciu.com…
A happy Easter to all who celebrate that holiday…I know there are a lot of folks who also end their Lenten fasts and can now return to whatever they gave up for the forty days…a good friend of mine-Candi from B-96- is especially happy to be able to have ice cream again!
Checking my e-mail, our loyal fan BlueCat sent a few Easter facts to me-one is- nobody currently alive today will see Easter occur this early again! No, that’s not a threat-it’s a fact. The next time Easter will be this early is in the year 2228 (set your calendar now)-and the last time it was this early was in 1913!Want to see Easter occur even earlier? It’ll be one day earlier in the year 2285- so, if you get flash-frozen like Fry in “Futurama”- there’s a chance you might just celebrate with the Robo-Bunny and his holographic eggs. The reason for any of these dates? Easter is always the 1st Sunday after the 1st full moon after the spring Equinox. That last sentence completely wore me out, so lets’ move on…
We were talking about the Katey Sagal/Sven mystery the other day…was it indeed Katey Sagal, appearing as a background singer for Bette Midler in an appearance on the original Svengoolie show in the early 70s-which we later included in my “Son of Svengoolie” show, with me “keyed in” over the original Sven image (see the blog that explains why, and more)-or, is it NOT her, and only someone who resembles her, since she says she wasn’t working with Bette until the late 80s?! Well, I found out you can judge for yourself- you can find the clip both on YouTube- and on the site that’s a treasure trove of Chicago TV clips- www.fuzzymemories.tv - so, if you’re interested in further investigating the mystery, and want to see it and give me your opinion, go take a look! As I said, I certainly don’t think Katey would have any reason to say it wasn’t her…other than faulty memory, which a lot of us suffer from…anyway, check it out if you wish…
Also in at our e-mail (svengoolie@wciu.com ) – we’ve gotten more inquiries about whether or not I’ve been invited to join the festivities when Berwyn celebrates its centennial later this year! The answer is- yes! We’re trying to work out Sven making an appearance in their big centennial parade-and, of course, we’ll give you all the information here when it’s all in place. I’ve gotten pictures from so many folks – great pictures of me in various Berwyn parades from various times in my career- so, get ready to snap some new ones!
And- get ready for MORE e-mail feedback tomorrow-right here!
Checking my e-mail, our loyal fan BlueCat sent a few Easter facts to me-one is- nobody currently alive today will see Easter occur this early again! No, that’s not a threat-it’s a fact. The next time Easter will be this early is in the year 2228 (set your calendar now)-and the last time it was this early was in 1913!Want to see Easter occur even earlier? It’ll be one day earlier in the year 2285- so, if you get flash-frozen like Fry in “Futurama”- there’s a chance you might just celebrate with the Robo-Bunny and his holographic eggs. The reason for any of these dates? Easter is always the 1st Sunday after the 1st full moon after the spring Equinox. That last sentence completely wore me out, so lets’ move on…
We were talking about the Katey Sagal/Sven mystery the other day…was it indeed Katey Sagal, appearing as a background singer for Bette Midler in an appearance on the original Svengoolie show in the early 70s-which we later included in my “Son of Svengoolie” show, with me “keyed in” over the original Sven image (see the blog that explains why, and more)-or, is it NOT her, and only someone who resembles her, since she says she wasn’t working with Bette until the late 80s?! Well, I found out you can judge for yourself- you can find the clip both on YouTube- and on the site that’s a treasure trove of Chicago TV clips- www.fuzzymemories.tv - so, if you’re interested in further investigating the mystery, and want to see it and give me your opinion, go take a look! As I said, I certainly don’t think Katey would have any reason to say it wasn’t her…other than faulty memory, which a lot of us suffer from…anyway, check it out if you wish…
Also in at our e-mail (svengoolie@wciu.com ) – we’ve gotten more inquiries about whether or not I’ve been invited to join the festivities when Berwyn celebrates its centennial later this year! The answer is- yes! We’re trying to work out Sven making an appearance in their big centennial parade-and, of course, we’ll give you all the information here when it’s all in place. I’ve gotten pictures from so many folks – great pictures of me in various Berwyn parades from various times in my career- so, get ready to snap some new ones!
And- get ready for MORE e-mail feedback tomorrow-right here!
After the amazing reaction to “the Invisible Man” last week- what better to bring you back to our show this week than- “The Invisible Man Returns?!” Okay, okay- it’s not THE Invisible Man, because, as we all saw, he passed away, finally becoming visible for the only time in the film, giving us a quick look at the great Claude Rains who majestically portrayed the unseen title menace. You’ll get a quick look at him in this film as well- watch for a still picture of him- but, this time, our Invisible Man is the classic horror star Vincent Price- as a man sent to prison, framed for murder. Thanks to his pal, the original Invisible Man’s scientist brother- he becomes invisible, escapes prison, and sets out to find the true murderer- before the madness that comes with the invisibility drug deteriorates his mind, as it did the original Invisible Man!
This 1940 film really has never gotten as much exposure (and that’s not a play on the fact that our invisible pal remains invisible by being naked!) as the original film, but is a very watchable movie. The “invisible’ effects are pretty much the standard stuff, and we’ll point out some of the differences in the invisible lore between the two movies- along with pointing out some of the identifiable actors- including Alan Napier- who appeared in all sorts of films, including the beloved “the Mole People”-but is best known to a generation of TV and “Dark Knight Lite” fans as the loyal Wayne family butler on the 1960s “Batman” series!
I wish that Universal didn’t provide us with more of the “Invisible” movies they have in their library-back in my old days, I got to show several of them, including “Invisible Agent”-
A 1942 wartime epic that featured Ilona Massey, who played Ilsa Frankenstein in “Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man” and the always weasley Peter Lorre-playing a Japanese character! The invisible guy that time was Jon Hall-and the far-fetched plot involved nazis planning to send planes from Germany to bomb New York- a clever feat, seeing as how there were no real aircraft that could make that trip without refueling at that time( I know -there were also no real “invisible agents” at that time either…) –I also showed “the Invisible Woman”- a mostly comedic 1940 film that had Virginia Bruce as the title babe, and featured such favorites as Margaret Hamilton (the Wicked Witch of the West from “Wizard of Oz!”)-and- our old pal Shemp Howard of the 3 Stooges!
Universal wouldn’t give us those- but I’m glad they gave us “Invisible Man Returns”- which returns to your TV tonight on WCIU (also on Me-TV at 1 am!-Milwaukee and South Bend- please check your local listings-especially for the digital WDJT-58.3!)
This 1940 film really has never gotten as much exposure (and that’s not a play on the fact that our invisible pal remains invisible by being naked!) as the original film, but is a very watchable movie. The “invisible’ effects are pretty much the standard stuff, and we’ll point out some of the differences in the invisible lore between the two movies- along with pointing out some of the identifiable actors- including Alan Napier- who appeared in all sorts of films, including the beloved “the Mole People”-but is best known to a generation of TV and “Dark Knight Lite” fans as the loyal Wayne family butler on the 1960s “Batman” series!
I wish that Universal didn’t provide us with more of the “Invisible” movies they have in their library-back in my old days, I got to show several of them, including “Invisible Agent”-
A 1942 wartime epic that featured Ilona Massey, who played Ilsa Frankenstein in “Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man” and the always weasley Peter Lorre-playing a Japanese character! The invisible guy that time was Jon Hall-and the far-fetched plot involved nazis planning to send planes from Germany to bomb New York- a clever feat, seeing as how there were no real aircraft that could make that trip without refueling at that time( I know -there were also no real “invisible agents” at that time either…) –I also showed “the Invisible Woman”- a mostly comedic 1940 film that had Virginia Bruce as the title babe, and featured such favorites as Margaret Hamilton (the Wicked Witch of the West from “Wizard of Oz!”)-and- our old pal Shemp Howard of the 3 Stooges!
Universal wouldn’t give us those- but I’m glad they gave us “Invisible Man Returns”- which returns to your TV tonight on WCIU (also on Me-TV at 1 am!-Milwaukee and South Bend- please check your local listings-especially for the digital WDJT-58.3!)
Indeed, it is Good Friday –I always remember a gal in our high school would then respond- ‘what’s so good about it?” In fact, I know that some people consider it a day of bad luck-obviously, there must be a religious slant to that way of thinking. But- after the recent St. Patrick’s Day, with people saying shamrocks were good luck (and others saying that it’s a four –leaf clover that’s good luck- not the three-leaf shamrock) and touting “the luck o’ the Irish” and the leprechaun mockers bringing up “Lucky Charms” (magically delicious, I must say)…good and bad luck have been on my mind…
Personally, I seem to be a “bad luck” guy in a lot of ways- if there’s only one person on the block who didn’t get their newspaper delivered- I’m that guy. If I’m parked at a parking meter for only two minutes past the expiration- I’m the guy who gets the ticket. If we’re going through the metal detector at the airport-even if I’m SURE I took every bit of metal off myself- I’m the one who sets off the alarm, and has to go into the Plexiglas booth for a thorough wanding. And yet-looking on the positive side- I’ve been lucky enough to have good relationships in my life, a great family, been able to make a living in a very difficult business, survived a heart attack, etc.
So, maybe I’m lucky in all the important things…
I read an article that had both sides of the coin regarding good and bad luck. On the good luck side, it mentioned that some legends claim that the reason a four-leaf clover is good luck- is because Eve took a four-leaf clover with her when she left the Garden of Eden (was it part of her leafy wardrobe?) But- why was it good luck, if she was being thrown OUT of Paradise?
Hmmm…
Also on the good luck side- a horseshoe is considered to be lucky because it resembles – a pair of horns, and the horn is considered a universally powerful symbol that repels evil- like the gold Italian horn jewelry you see on a chain. However, it would seem that horns have not been able to totally repel the evil for our Chicago Bulls- though I’m crossing my fingers for a playoff berth.
On the bad news side- why is walking under a ladder bad luck? Well, Mummy fans, it would seem the ancient Egyptians
put ladders in their tombs so that the dead could climb to the heavens. They also thought that spirits gathered in the space between the ladder and the wall- and walking through there would disturb and anger them. I always thought it was bad luck to walk under a ladder in a 3 Stooges short, since they’d be dropping paint, wallpaper paste, or Larry on you…
Anyway, I hope your Good Friday is good- and not bad luck- let’s face it, it’s not even a Friday the 13th (which certain people think was a good movie…)
Personally, I seem to be a “bad luck” guy in a lot of ways- if there’s only one person on the block who didn’t get their newspaper delivered- I’m that guy. If I’m parked at a parking meter for only two minutes past the expiration- I’m the guy who gets the ticket. If we’re going through the metal detector at the airport-even if I’m SURE I took every bit of metal off myself- I’m the one who sets off the alarm, and has to go into the Plexiglas booth for a thorough wanding. And yet-looking on the positive side- I’ve been lucky enough to have good relationships in my life, a great family, been able to make a living in a very difficult business, survived a heart attack, etc.
So, maybe I’m lucky in all the important things…
I read an article that had both sides of the coin regarding good and bad luck. On the good luck side, it mentioned that some legends claim that the reason a four-leaf clover is good luck- is because Eve took a four-leaf clover with her when she left the Garden of Eden (was it part of her leafy wardrobe?) But- why was it good luck, if she was being thrown OUT of Paradise?
Hmmm…
Also on the good luck side- a horseshoe is considered to be lucky because it resembles – a pair of horns, and the horn is considered a universally powerful symbol that repels evil- like the gold Italian horn jewelry you see on a chain. However, it would seem that horns have not been able to totally repel the evil for our Chicago Bulls- though I’m crossing my fingers for a playoff berth.
On the bad news side- why is walking under a ladder bad luck? Well, Mummy fans, it would seem the ancient Egyptians
put ladders in their tombs so that the dead could climb to the heavens. They also thought that spirits gathered in the space between the ladder and the wall- and walking through there would disturb and anger them. I always thought it was bad luck to walk under a ladder in a 3 Stooges short, since they’d be dropping paint, wallpaper paste, or Larry on you…
Anyway, I hope your Good Friday is good- and not bad luck- let’s face it, it’s not even a Friday the 13th (which certain people think was a good movie…)
Okay, I don’t believe this either- according to sources, today, March 20, has been proclaimed “Sweater Day!” Does it have to do with the cooler temperature? Nope. Is it some promotion from the fashion industry? Uh-uh. Is it a holiday sponsored by deodorant manufactures as a tribute to the consumers who need their products the most? Wrong kind of “sweater”…
No, it’s “Sweater Day”- a day in which we are all asked to wear a sweater- in tribute to- Fred Rogers- the beloved gentleman known as “Mister Rogers”-who always changed from his business clothes to a casual sweater. The reason for the tribute? Today, he would have been 80 years old. It’s sad when people we like have to go away and be not alive, isn’t it? Sure. (That was a Mr. Rogers impression-not a rude editorial.)
Longtime Sven fans recall my “Mister Robber’s Neighborhood” bit, which we’ve shown a few minutes of occasionally. It was always one of the most frequently mentioned bits I did back in the “Son of Svengoolie” days. Mr. Robber, who invaded people’s homes in a gentle, nurturing way, should have his own tribute day- maybe “Crowbar Day” in honor of his friend, Mr. Crowbar, who he’d use to break into locked areas.
Since Mr. Rogers gets “Sweater Day”-shouldn’t other celebrities who have birthdays around this time of year get special days in their honor as well? For example, March 16th was Jerry Lewis’ birthday- so we should have “Lighting a Cigarette Lighter with an Enormous Flame day” or, at least
“Nice LAY-DEE! Day”…March 18 was the birthday of Peter Graves- so that day should have been “Your Birthday Cake Will Self-Destruct in 5 Seconds Day” (if you never watched the old “Mission: Impossible” TV show, I know you’re confused…)
Coming up, March 22 is famous mime Marcel Marceau’s birthday, so it could simply be “Shut Up Day.” The very same day is William Shatner’s birthday- so we have our choice of
“Beam Me Up Day” or “Get It On Priceline Dot Com Day”-or, to quote his famous Saturday Night Live skit- “Get a Life Day!”
Of course, my birthday, March 12th, could have been “I SHOULD get a Life” Day…
Speaking of special days, I realize that I neglected to mention in my March 15th blog that it was the date known as “the Ides of March”- famous for being the day that Julius Caesar was
Assassinated…by not mentioning it, it also kept me from making some lame joke linking it to my friends, the fine rock group that was spawned by Berwyn- the Ides of March! I’m sure Jim Peterik and the guys will excuse me this once….
No, it’s “Sweater Day”- a day in which we are all asked to wear a sweater- in tribute to- Fred Rogers- the beloved gentleman known as “Mister Rogers”-who always changed from his business clothes to a casual sweater. The reason for the tribute? Today, he would have been 80 years old. It’s sad when people we like have to go away and be not alive, isn’t it? Sure. (That was a Mr. Rogers impression-not a rude editorial.)
Longtime Sven fans recall my “Mister Robber’s Neighborhood” bit, which we’ve shown a few minutes of occasionally. It was always one of the most frequently mentioned bits I did back in the “Son of Svengoolie” days. Mr. Robber, who invaded people’s homes in a gentle, nurturing way, should have his own tribute day- maybe “Crowbar Day” in honor of his friend, Mr. Crowbar, who he’d use to break into locked areas.
Since Mr. Rogers gets “Sweater Day”-shouldn’t other celebrities who have birthdays around this time of year get special days in their honor as well? For example, March 16th was Jerry Lewis’ birthday- so we should have “Lighting a Cigarette Lighter with an Enormous Flame day” or, at least
“Nice LAY-DEE! Day”…March 18 was the birthday of Peter Graves- so that day should have been “Your Birthday Cake Will Self-Destruct in 5 Seconds Day” (if you never watched the old “Mission: Impossible” TV show, I know you’re confused…)
Coming up, March 22 is famous mime Marcel Marceau’s birthday, so it could simply be “Shut Up Day.” The very same day is William Shatner’s birthday- so we have our choice of
“Beam Me Up Day” or “Get It On Priceline Dot Com Day”-or, to quote his famous Saturday Night Live skit- “Get a Life Day!”
Of course, my birthday, March 12th, could have been “I SHOULD get a Life” Day…
Speaking of special days, I realize that I neglected to mention in my March 15th blog that it was the date known as “the Ides of March”- famous for being the day that Julius Caesar was
Assassinated…by not mentioning it, it also kept me from making some lame joke linking it to my friends, the fine rock group that was spawned by Berwyn- the Ides of March! I’m sure Jim Peterik and the guys will excuse me this once….
Longtime fans of my shows may remember us showing a clip from a visit by Bette Midler to the original Jerry G. Bishop Svengoolie show in the early 70s.When we showed it on my “Son of” show, the director thought it would be better to “key” me over the image of Jerry’s Sven in the coffin, “for continuity’s sake.” Whatever. At that time, we noticed that one of her back-up singers (“The Harlettes”) was now a known star- singer Melissa Manchester! And, her pianist and musical arranger at the time who was there- but not on camera- was a young Barry Manilow!
Years later, as “Married with Children” became a hit, a film editor at Fox (back when they still HAD film editors) pointed out the resemblance of one of the other singers to “Peg Bundy”-actress Katey Sagal. Research showed that she had, indeed, been a back-up singer for the Divine Miss M for a while-so, we ended up showing the clip, conjecturizing that it might indeed be Katy.
What’s my point in bringing this up? Well, this past weekend-
There was a “Hollywood collector” show in the area, with many different favorite stars- everybody from Erik Estrada, Kathy Graver (“Cissy” from “Family Affair”) and Seinfeld’s “Soup Nazi” Larry Thomas- to-Katey Sagal! A member of our staff was in attendance, and asked Katy about the Sven appearance with Bette- and, she was surprised, saying that SEVERAL PEOPLE had asked her about it already that day! And the thing is- she doesn’t recall it! In fact, she had said that she was with Bette years later than that appearance would have been (around 1972-73)!
So- here’s the mystery- is it her or not? From what she’s saying, it’s not. A staff member here said that maybe it was, but she was using the “different years” to support whatever age her biography claims she is (i.e., that she isn’t as old as she actually might be!)When we’ve shown the clip, people seem to think it is her- or- is it some young woman who REALLY resembles her?
Unfortunately, I don’t have the clip handy- though you may be able to find it online in various places- I recall someone had once posted a still from it, as well. I was never sure if it was Katey or not, and always stated that we had no proof that it was her. To be honest, I’d tend to believe her-especially since her career isn’t built on her being a “young chick” and I wouldn’t think there would be any reason for her to fudge on her age. Some sources, like Wikipedia (which is only somewhat reliable) say she WAS with Bette in the late 70s- but sometimes contradict the years she stated she was with her.
So- the mystery deepens. And- for the record- our staff member said she was very nice, very charming, and was not the least offended by people asking if she was ever associated with a Svengoolie! (Seems appropriate, after playing a cartoon mutant Cyclops on “Futurama”- she’s practically part of the family!)
Years later, as “Married with Children” became a hit, a film editor at Fox (back when they still HAD film editors) pointed out the resemblance of one of the other singers to “Peg Bundy”-actress Katey Sagal. Research showed that she had, indeed, been a back-up singer for the Divine Miss M for a while-so, we ended up showing the clip, conjecturizing that it might indeed be Katy.
What’s my point in bringing this up? Well, this past weekend-
There was a “Hollywood collector” show in the area, with many different favorite stars- everybody from Erik Estrada, Kathy Graver (“Cissy” from “Family Affair”) and Seinfeld’s “Soup Nazi” Larry Thomas- to-Katey Sagal! A member of our staff was in attendance, and asked Katy about the Sven appearance with Bette- and, she was surprised, saying that SEVERAL PEOPLE had asked her about it already that day! And the thing is- she doesn’t recall it! In fact, she had said that she was with Bette years later than that appearance would have been (around 1972-73)!
So- here’s the mystery- is it her or not? From what she’s saying, it’s not. A staff member here said that maybe it was, but she was using the “different years” to support whatever age her biography claims she is (i.e., that she isn’t as old as she actually might be!)When we’ve shown the clip, people seem to think it is her- or- is it some young woman who REALLY resembles her?
Unfortunately, I don’t have the clip handy- though you may be able to find it online in various places- I recall someone had once posted a still from it, as well. I was never sure if it was Katey or not, and always stated that we had no proof that it was her. To be honest, I’d tend to believe her-especially since her career isn’t built on her being a “young chick” and I wouldn’t think there would be any reason for her to fudge on her age. Some sources, like Wikipedia (which is only somewhat reliable) say she WAS with Bette in the late 70s- but sometimes contradict the years she stated she was with her.
So- the mystery deepens. And- for the record- our staff member said she was very nice, very charming, and was not the least offended by people asking if she was ever associated with a Svengoolie! (Seems appropriate, after playing a cartoon mutant Cyclops on “Futurama”- she’s practically part of the family!)
I got a nice letter from Jenny of Niles, Il. - with a very note-worthy question. She wrote that she had seen our parody of Justin Timberlake’s “Sexy Back” song (“Bela Lugosi’s Back”) in which we replaced all the “yeah!”s with “Bleh!”-in the Bela/Dracula vice. Jenny asked how the “bleh” got associated with vampires- primarily, the Bela Dracula? The funny thing is- that same thing came up recently in a conversation with one of my friends! We were talking about how certain phrases are often used when people do impressions of people or characters- but those phrases were never actually said by the person or character-like doing Cary Grant saying “Judy-Judy-Judy!” (Extra points if it’s Goober from “Andy Griffith” doing Cary saying that!)Other ones are Bogart saying “play it again, Sam” (he just said “Play it”) or Mae West saying “come up and see me some time” (she just said “Come up and see me.”)There are probably more, which you can feel free to send me.
Anyway, we were talking about how a line used by someone in imitating a star or celebrity can become totally associated with the real person, after being repeated by other people imitating the imitator (are you still with me?) My whole point being- that Bela, as Dracula, never said “Bleh!” It was indeed an imitator- back in the days of the old Steve Allen TV show; one of his stock players, Gabriel Dell (who had, at one time, been a “Dead End Kid” in movies- and may have even worked with Bela in a cut-rate Monogram movie) was playing Dracula- and did the “bleh!” thing (or, do you spell it “blah”?!) From there on, it was history. So many Drac and/or Bela impersonators have done that now, that most people assume that Bela actually did that-, which, if you think of the sophisticated Bela, is actually pretty funny!
The great George Carlin had an interesting way to get into his Bela impersonation- he once said that, most impressionists have a word or phrase that they use to “set’ the voice that they’re doing (this was in explaining how he did Ed Sullivan- he would use the phrase “Now you know…”- if you have no idea who Sullivan was, never mind!) For George, the way he would set his voice to imitate Lugosi was to use the name of a California town- Palo Alto! (Say that a few times quickly in the Bela voice, and you’ll understand it!)
So, Jenny, and everyone else, the “bleh” in the Bela impressions and vampire characterizations comes from- an old comedy show! Bela himself never said it…but, I wonder of he ever got lost driving out of Hollywood, and had to ask someone “Vich vay is Palo Alto?”
Anyway, we were talking about how a line used by someone in imitating a star or celebrity can become totally associated with the real person, after being repeated by other people imitating the imitator (are you still with me?) My whole point being- that Bela, as Dracula, never said “Bleh!” It was indeed an imitator- back in the days of the old Steve Allen TV show; one of his stock players, Gabriel Dell (who had, at one time, been a “Dead End Kid” in movies- and may have even worked with Bela in a cut-rate Monogram movie) was playing Dracula- and did the “bleh!” thing (or, do you spell it “blah”?!) From there on, it was history. So many Drac and/or Bela impersonators have done that now, that most people assume that Bela actually did that-, which, if you think of the sophisticated Bela, is actually pretty funny!
The great George Carlin had an interesting way to get into his Bela impersonation- he once said that, most impressionists have a word or phrase that they use to “set’ the voice that they’re doing (this was in explaining how he did Ed Sullivan- he would use the phrase “Now you know…”- if you have no idea who Sullivan was, never mind!) For George, the way he would set his voice to imitate Lugosi was to use the name of a California town- Palo Alto! (Say that a few times quickly in the Bela voice, and you’ll understand it!)
So, Jenny, and everyone else, the “bleh” in the Bela impressions and vampire characterizations comes from- an old comedy show! Bela himself never said it…but, I wonder of he ever got lost driving out of Hollywood, and had to ask someone “Vich vay is Palo Alto?”
…And a happy St. Patrick’s Day to all you fine people! Even the ones who are still sober after the weekend…my current Sven outfit doesn’t include a trace of green, but my old “Son of Svengoolie” get-up included the bright green iridescent disco scarf that had a tendency to become untied with the least bit of movement. In my real life wardrobe, there are only a few green shirts- maybe I keep the green to a minimum these days because, for a while, when I was growing up, my mom had a tendency to buy me a LOT of green clothes…everything from pants to shirts to sport jackets. What was I, Peter Pan? (To paraphrase an old “Happy Days” episode when the boys were all room-mates, and one of them –maybe Potsie-washed the other’s wardrobe along with something green- tinting ALL said
room-mate’s clothes green.) Today, I do have a t-shirt with a picture of the Incredible Hulk and the statement, “it’s not easy being green.”
I keep forgetting to mention something that a couple of the guys from our crew and I attended last week- a rally for Harvey Dent, who’s running for district attorney. No, I’m not getting political- it was a publicity stunt for the upcoming Batman movie- “the Dark Knight”- in which Mr. Dent becomes the villain Two-Face. The studio has a campaign van going from town to town, staging public “rallies” in support of Harvey Dent, handing out political buttons, bumper stickers and t-shirts promoting Harvey Dent’s pledge to clean up Gotham City.
They made a sweep through Chicago, hitting three locations, the last one being right near our studios, so we strolled over to take a look. It was actually pretty funny- these guys whipping the crowd into a frenzy, having them chant various slogans about Harvey Dent, and the most fun was watching unsuspecting people coming by, or getting off buses, having no clue what was going on. I’m sure some of them really had no idea it was tied in with a movie, and were wondering “Dent? Is he the guy who beat Oberwiese?” You can find pictures of the rallies, in various cities, on the website (promoting the movie, though you’d never know it by looking at it) – and the site is
www.ibelieveinharveydent.com –and, rumor has it, if you look closely, you might see a familiar person in one of the Chicago shots-and, no, not in the Sven make-up this time. And, as I may have mentioned before, Kevin (AKA “hit the theme, Kevin”)
actually worked as an extra in the movie- in scenes depicting the evacuation of Gotham City. He still refuse to sign any autographs…
room-mate’s clothes green.) Today, I do have a t-shirt with a picture of the Incredible Hulk and the statement, “it’s not easy being green.”
I keep forgetting to mention something that a couple of the guys from our crew and I attended last week- a rally for Harvey Dent, who’s running for district attorney. No, I’m not getting political- it was a publicity stunt for the upcoming Batman movie- “the Dark Knight”- in which Mr. Dent becomes the villain Two-Face. The studio has a campaign van going from town to town, staging public “rallies” in support of Harvey Dent, handing out political buttons, bumper stickers and t-shirts promoting Harvey Dent’s pledge to clean up Gotham City.
They made a sweep through Chicago, hitting three locations, the last one being right near our studios, so we strolled over to take a look. It was actually pretty funny- these guys whipping the crowd into a frenzy, having them chant various slogans about Harvey Dent, and the most fun was watching unsuspecting people coming by, or getting off buses, having no clue what was going on. I’m sure some of them really had no idea it was tied in with a movie, and were wondering “Dent? Is he the guy who beat Oberwiese?” You can find pictures of the rallies, in various cities, on the website (promoting the movie, though you’d never know it by looking at it) – and the site is
www.ibelieveinharveydent.com –and, rumor has it, if you look closely, you might see a familiar person in one of the Chicago shots-and, no, not in the Sven make-up this time. And, as I may have mentioned before, Kevin (AKA “hit the theme, Kevin”)
actually worked as an extra in the movie- in scenes depicting the evacuation of Gotham City. He still refuse to sign any autographs…
I really enjoy the movie we ran last night –“the Invisible Man!”
Sure, the special effects may seem kind of bland today, but- imagine an audience back in the thirties, sitting fear-struck in the theater, watching the story unfold. The effects really were ingenious for that era- and it’s interesting to try and decipher what items they shot against a black background, in the scene with Rains, and which he (and the items) were supered over, that were in a completely different shot.
There are still so many moments of great tension in the film (is he there, or isn’t he? Could he be-right behind him?!)-not to mention the dollop of humor throughout. A greatly entertaining movie, as is the sequel which we’ll have for you next week…I was also recalling- as a kid, I may have been terrified that Frankenstein or the Wolf Man, or even Dracula might actually get me-for real (I’ve told you, I had a very active imagination as a child)-but I don’t think I was ever worried that the Invisible Man might get me! I’m not even sure why he didn’t worry me- out of sight, out of mind, perhaps? (I know what you’re thinking-“Sven, you ARE out of your mind!”)
People have often written to me with ways they think the Invisible Man could have been detected, that weren’t used in the film…like, spraying talcum powder all around, so it would not only stick to him, but also reveal; his footsteps. No doubt it would also soothe any chafing rash he might have picked up while running through the shrubbery starkers…
Another way suggested to me by a viewer was surrounding the would-be victim with flypaper, like you’d always see in old cartoons (I think Mickey Mouse’s dog Pluto would often have bouts with flypaper)-then, the transparent fiend would get the paper stuck on him. Today, we could just leave a bunch of those “NoPest strips” around- or, possibly build a bunch of large Roach Motels- so that, once he came in- he’d be stuck and never come out.
In the modern world, he’d be much easier to catch- an infrared heat sensor would spot him easily. Not to mention- going into a K-Mart or Jewel, and triggering the automatic door- that’d be a sure give-away. And hitting one of those subway turn styles wrong might just have him speaking in a higher key. You could even equip the police force with cans of Silly String, and they’d be able to spot him easily! Hey, if it’s good enough for our troops to use to detect booby trap tripwires, it’s certainly good enough to catch an errant invisible man…
Got a modern idea on how to detect the Invisible Man? Send it to me- svengoolie@wciu.com
Sure, the special effects may seem kind of bland today, but- imagine an audience back in the thirties, sitting fear-struck in the theater, watching the story unfold. The effects really were ingenious for that era- and it’s interesting to try and decipher what items they shot against a black background, in the scene with Rains, and which he (and the items) were supered over, that were in a completely different shot.
There are still so many moments of great tension in the film (is he there, or isn’t he? Could he be-right behind him?!)-not to mention the dollop of humor throughout. A greatly entertaining movie, as is the sequel which we’ll have for you next week…I was also recalling- as a kid, I may have been terrified that Frankenstein or the Wolf Man, or even Dracula might actually get me-for real (I’ve told you, I had a very active imagination as a child)-but I don’t think I was ever worried that the Invisible Man might get me! I’m not even sure why he didn’t worry me- out of sight, out of mind, perhaps? (I know what you’re thinking-“Sven, you ARE out of your mind!”)
People have often written to me with ways they think the Invisible Man could have been detected, that weren’t used in the film…like, spraying talcum powder all around, so it would not only stick to him, but also reveal; his footsteps. No doubt it would also soothe any chafing rash he might have picked up while running through the shrubbery starkers…
Another way suggested to me by a viewer was surrounding the would-be victim with flypaper, like you’d always see in old cartoons (I think Mickey Mouse’s dog Pluto would often have bouts with flypaper)-then, the transparent fiend would get the paper stuck on him. Today, we could just leave a bunch of those “NoPest strips” around- or, possibly build a bunch of large Roach Motels- so that, once he came in- he’d be stuck and never come out.
In the modern world, he’d be much easier to catch- an infrared heat sensor would spot him easily. Not to mention- going into a K-Mart or Jewel, and triggering the automatic door- that’d be a sure give-away. And hitting one of those subway turn styles wrong might just have him speaking in a higher key. You could even equip the police force with cans of Silly String, and they’d be able to spot him easily! Hey, if it’s good enough for our troops to use to detect booby trap tripwires, it’s certainly good enough to catch an errant invisible man…
Got a modern idea on how to detect the Invisible Man? Send it to me- svengoolie@wciu.com
See someone you’re not going to see tonight on Svengoolie- no, not the former governor of New York- it’s “the Invisible Man!”
This is truly one of the classic Universal horror films- based on the famous H.G. Wells novel- and a true technical marvel at the time of its release!
We hear the story of the scientist Griffin, who has discovered a serum, based on a rare plant that can render a human being invisible! This amazing accomplishment comes with a price, however…the drug’s effects- a) are NOT reversible- so Griffin must search for an antidote- and – b) cause a gradual deterioration of the mind-changing Griffin from the calm caring man of science that he was-into a raving murderous menace!
We see not only the mass hysteria created by the Invisible Man, and the attempts of the authorities to capture him and bring him to justice-but also, the incredible power that invisibility brings to Griffin, and the savage cunning he uses
to punish his “enemies.”
The film is loaded with terrific actors- the Invisible Man, Claude Rains, puts in an outstanding performance that is even more outstanding when you consider that he is mainly acting with his voice! Also along for the ride-Henry Travers as Griffin’s father- but better known as Clarence, the angel out to earn his wings in “It’s a Wonderful Life!” You’ll catch John Carradine in a cameo, and Walter Brennan as well- and ditsy Una O’Connor, who also appeared in “Bride of Frankenstein!”
Most importantly, you’ll see Gloria Stewart as Griffin’s true love-perhaps the only person who can get through to whatever sanity he still possesses. Many people today recognize her more for a role she played 64 years after this movie- that of the elderly Rose in “Titanic!” And- the entire film is directed by the great James Whale, who also brought us the first two Karloff “Frankenstein” films.
You’ll learn about how the special effects were done- a remarkable feat for that time period- and why a black velvet suit was so important to the production! And- for all those who ask for it, over and over again, at this time of the year- it’s the visit from the feisty leprechaun who joins Sven for a musical duet and a few knocks on the noggin. Maybe Sven would have been better off invisible to avoid the wee fellow’s wrath!
So, settle down with a Green River or a mug of green beer, and enjoy the “Invisible Man”- which will run back at the normal late night spot on sister station Me-TV, 1 am- since we won’t be losing any hours this weekend (unless you have TOO MUCH green beer, in which case, you’re on your own…)
This is truly one of the classic Universal horror films- based on the famous H.G. Wells novel- and a true technical marvel at the time of its release!
We hear the story of the scientist Griffin, who has discovered a serum, based on a rare plant that can render a human being invisible! This amazing accomplishment comes with a price, however…the drug’s effects- a) are NOT reversible- so Griffin must search for an antidote- and – b) cause a gradual deterioration of the mind-changing Griffin from the calm caring man of science that he was-into a raving murderous menace!
We see not only the mass hysteria created by the Invisible Man, and the attempts of the authorities to capture him and bring him to justice-but also, the incredible power that invisibility brings to Griffin, and the savage cunning he uses
to punish his “enemies.”
The film is loaded with terrific actors- the Invisible Man, Claude Rains, puts in an outstanding performance that is even more outstanding when you consider that he is mainly acting with his voice! Also along for the ride-Henry Travers as Griffin’s father- but better known as Clarence, the angel out to earn his wings in “It’s a Wonderful Life!” You’ll catch John Carradine in a cameo, and Walter Brennan as well- and ditsy Una O’Connor, who also appeared in “Bride of Frankenstein!”
Most importantly, you’ll see Gloria Stewart as Griffin’s true love-perhaps the only person who can get through to whatever sanity he still possesses. Many people today recognize her more for a role she played 64 years after this movie- that of the elderly Rose in “Titanic!” And- the entire film is directed by the great James Whale, who also brought us the first two Karloff “Frankenstein” films.
You’ll learn about how the special effects were done- a remarkable feat for that time period- and why a black velvet suit was so important to the production! And- for all those who ask for it, over and over again, at this time of the year- it’s the visit from the feisty leprechaun who joins Sven for a musical duet and a few knocks on the noggin. Maybe Sven would have been better off invisible to avoid the wee fellow’s wrath!
So, settle down with a Green River or a mug of green beer, and enjoy the “Invisible Man”- which will run back at the normal late night spot on sister station Me-TV, 1 am- since we won’t be losing any hours this weekend (unless you have TOO MUCH green beer, in which case, you’re on your own…)
The winners of the Rondo Awards- the horror genre awards, for which I was a nominee for “best horror host of 2007” have been announced- and- the winner is- a New England cable access horror hostess, “Penny Dreadfull.” Congrats to her… Sven came in second. I appreciate that so many of you took the time to vote for me.
Well, I believe a festive weekend kicks off tonight- the full-blown St. Patrick’s Day weekend! With St. Paddy’s on Monday, not only a work day, but also a day in somber Holy Week, when celebration is frowned by the church elders, the festivities start early-actually, as early as last weekend, with the South Side Irish parade. No doubt, the “Irish for a day” (or three or four days) crowd will descend upon the bars and nightspots right after work today. Saturday will be the day to view the world through green goggles, since the downtown St. Patrick’s Day parade will be taking place. And, Sunday will just be more celebrating, even if it IS Palm Sunday…which is not related to a day when Moe Howard would slap the other 2 Stooges. (That should have been a line in a Stooge short- the boys are in an ice cream shop, and Curly says “Ooooh, look!
I’ll take three fingers of rum raisin!” And Moe says- “I’ll give you a ‘palm’ sundae!”-and smacks him in the face with the palm of his hand!) Of course, some of the less religious will insist on keeping the celebration going for the TRUE St. Paddy’s Day- Monday the 17th.
I always thought we should do a joke about those adorable Irish dancing girls- the ones in the fancy green dresses, with the big piles of curls on their heads, and their arms unmoving at their sides. Something about how, as part of the tradition of the Irish dance, they are given the equivalent of a Mr. Spock-type nerve pinch that temporarily takes away the use of their arms, so they’re jumping around and high-stepping with their arms hanging limply at their sides. Or, maybe we can use this is the basis for one of our “modern-day horror menaces” that we’ve written about before- an alien race uses a light ray that paralyzes the arms of some dancers in a parade- and they learn to use their high-kicking skills to foot-fight the alien menace! Or, at least, discover that green beer is the aliens’ kryptonite…either that, or the marshmallows in Lucky Charms…
Oh, yeah…don’t forget the “classic Sven” on MeToo- tonight at 3 am (it’s either TiVo or NoDoz…)
Did you see the trailer for the latest “Incredible Hulk” movie that ran on various programs last night? Yes, another Hulk flick- supposedly made in response to “rectifying” the Hulk image after the Ang Lee film (I’m not going to do the joke that this films director said “Don’t make me Ang Lee- you won’t like me when I’m…” – anyway, I’m not)
This reminds me how monsters beget other monsters-I’m not talking any “Son of Dracula” (coming soon to the Sven show again) or “Son of Godzilla”- I mean, how certain monsters really were an influence on the creators of other famed monsters. The Hulk is a good example- a combination of two famous monsters. The story goes that Stan Lee based the Hulk on both Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde and the Frankenstein Monster.
Stan wanted the dynamic of the learned, gentle man (Jekyll) who became a raging monster (Hyde)- and also liked the concept that the Frankenstein monster, in spite of his appearance and brute strength, was a sympathetic character.
Jack Kirby, one of the greatest comics artists of all time, played off some of the features of Karloff’s Monster to create the image of the Hulk. So, the “Green Goliath” owes something to the traditional monsters- though I don’t think Frankie or Mr. Hyde ever had to duke it out with the craggy “Thing” from the Fantastic Four…
More sequels, besides the Hulk (I know- some don’t call it an actual sequel to the first flick) are on the horizon- including one we’ll have a special feature about, on an upcoming Sven show. That’s the new version of “Prom Night”- you probably recall the 1980 version that featured Jamie Lee Curtis. In her role is Brittany Snow, who was the nasty TV dance party diva in the movie “Hairspray.”
But- the one sequel that’s in the works that may surprise you is – a new version of “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!” Yes, you loved the original (which gave George Clooney one of his early roles-just think, instead of “Ocean’s 11”- he could’ve made “Heinz 57!”)-and, the semi-lousy TV cartoon show- so, now you can relive the thrills all over again! I’d say if they don’t use some version of the original theme song (“I know I’m gonna miss her- a tomato ate my sister”)-they shouldn’t bother at all. Of course, with some many sequels coming out, this film might have to play…ketchup! Get it? Catch-up? I…ahem…
Until they re-make “Night of the Lepus”- with the killer giant rabbits- I’ll never be happy with any remakes!
This reminds me how monsters beget other monsters-I’m not talking any “Son of Dracula” (coming soon to the Sven show again) or “Son of Godzilla”- I mean, how certain monsters really were an influence on the creators of other famed monsters. The Hulk is a good example- a combination of two famous monsters. The story goes that Stan Lee based the Hulk on both Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde and the Frankenstein Monster.
Stan wanted the dynamic of the learned, gentle man (Jekyll) who became a raging monster (Hyde)- and also liked the concept that the Frankenstein monster, in spite of his appearance and brute strength, was a sympathetic character.
Jack Kirby, one of the greatest comics artists of all time, played off some of the features of Karloff’s Monster to create the image of the Hulk. So, the “Green Goliath” owes something to the traditional monsters- though I don’t think Frankie or Mr. Hyde ever had to duke it out with the craggy “Thing” from the Fantastic Four…
More sequels, besides the Hulk (I know- some don’t call it an actual sequel to the first flick) are on the horizon- including one we’ll have a special feature about, on an upcoming Sven show. That’s the new version of “Prom Night”- you probably recall the 1980 version that featured Jamie Lee Curtis. In her role is Brittany Snow, who was the nasty TV dance party diva in the movie “Hairspray.”
But- the one sequel that’s in the works that may surprise you is – a new version of “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!” Yes, you loved the original (which gave George Clooney one of his early roles-just think, instead of “Ocean’s 11”- he could’ve made “Heinz 57!”)-and, the semi-lousy TV cartoon show- so, now you can relive the thrills all over again! I’d say if they don’t use some version of the original theme song (“I know I’m gonna miss her- a tomato ate my sister”)-they shouldn’t bother at all. Of course, with some many sequels coming out, this film might have to play…ketchup! Get it? Catch-up? I…ahem…
Until they re-make “Night of the Lepus”- with the killer giant rabbits- I’ll never be happy with any remakes!
Back when I was a high school radio broadcaster-on WMTH, at Maine East in Park Ridge-the recorded show open was an edited music bed of the instrumental part of the Beatles’ “Birthday”-with a voice-over by none other than the legendary Dick Biondi introducing me (Dick was then on WCFL…)…we’d start every show with that Beatles tune kicking in…
The reason I bring it up is…because today IS my birthday. Thanks to the many viewers, friends, newspaper and radio folks who have brought that fact up. I really do appreciate the kind thoughts- and, no, quite honestly, I’m not planning on doing anything special today. You know how it is when your birthday occurs in the middle of a work week-plus, when you get to MY age...
Not that I feel that old (usually.) In my mind, I always see myself as the version of me from when I was in my late twenties- I think some of you more mature folks know what I mean. Granted, a quick look in the mirror or at the monitor when we tape out shows confirms that I’m every bit as old as I’ve become. Those strange silver hairs that seem to be multiplying every time I get a haircut tend to drive the truth home- that, and the slight…okay, more than just slight …increase in weight that has occurred since those twenty-something days.
Another thing that’s changed is my memory. I used to remember everything, and I mean everything. My mentor Jerry G. Bishop used to be amazed by how I remembered things…we were driving to work at a radio station once, and he mentioned that an old friend of his was coming to town. I recalled the name, and said that I remembered when he had previously come to town a couple years previous. Jerry smiled and asked where they had gone to dinner back then, and I said “a Greek restaurant.” Jerry laughed, and said that I was right! I used to know where every prop, every script, every research article and book that I have is- but, sadly, those days are long gone. I still have a pretty good memory, but nothing like it used to be. Some of you who have come to my appearances that I should recognize know that that’s true!…now, what was I talking about?(See what I did there? The whole memory thing? Oh, never mind…)
Anyway, thanks, everybody, for the birthday wishes-yes, we will put some candles on the rubber chicken, and I’ll make one big birthday wish…which I can’t reveal or it won’t come true. I wish you’d quit asking me what I wished for. No, wait! THAT’S not the wish! I…I…I AM getting old….
First of all, I appreciate the e-mails and messages from those of you who saw the “U-Me-and MeToo” float in the South Side Irish Parade, and were disappointed that yours truly was not there. Fear not- there will be many more occasions coming up for you to meet me- it’s just that cold weather and Mr. Goolie do not mix (the same goes for overly warm weather- I know I’ve told the story about the one year at the Bud Billiken Parade, where the heat index was topping 112 degrees-which didn’t help my chances of survival for too long!)It was fun to watch the various news reports and truncated versions of the parade on various stations, and see people sporting the green plastic hats with our logos, that our parade staff was handing out!
Speaking of watching other stations, you’ve often read my rants about dumb local weekend morning newscasts, and various errors, etc, that I’ve seen on them. There was a great one this weekend- first, on Saturday, when the news anchor threw it to the person in the high-tech traffic studio, there was a running crawl at the top, giving the time- which was about four minutes different from the time the newscast had posted in the corner of the screen next to the station logo. When I turned on the TV Sunday morning to the same station, there was the newscast, asking occasionally if we had turned our clocks forward …then, they threw it to the traffic studio – where the running crawl gave the time as not only four minutes off- but AN HOUR AND FOUR MINUTES OFF! Some genius there forgot to set their clock forward!
Another broadcast blooper- to my mind, anyway- occurred on a radio station- when the host was talking about how a magazine cover with Nicole Ritchie and her new baby out-sold one of Christina Aguillara and her offspring. The host said that Xtina, as the gossip papers call her, was now having a field day with the news, firing various staff members. Now, personally- I always thought using the term “having a field day” meant a positive thing- capitalizing on something, for maximum enjoyment- so, she wouldn’t have been “having a field day” (an old school term, playing off when a school class would have a “field day,” like going on a field trip, or playing sports, etc. the host should’ve used a term like “rampage “ instead of “field day.” Maybe it’s not as wrong as I feel it is- feel free to let me know what you think!
Hey, it’s not like I don’t make mistakes- if you’ve seen us run our “Oops Files” bits, you know how often it happens to me-and thank God for spell-check!
However, with a big local news show, you’d think there are enough eyes there internally to pick up something that’s amiss…
A couple days ago, I was writing about possible new horrors that we could adapt from modern reality- much as so many monsters were spawned by the fear of atomic power and weapons in the 50s,or the excitement about the discovery of the mummy of King Tut in the 20s and continuing into the 30s.I’ve brainstormed one further idea-and, as they say in “Seinfeld”- “it’s GOLD, Jerry! Gold!”
Here’s the premise- we’re all bombarded by news of the various aspects of the candidates for President…and I can see this one coming…in order to create a more perfect candidate, one party (I’ll leave it up to you which one) decides to go the Doctor Frankenstein route- and build their own! They use the finest scientific minds, who first try to clone Lincoln-but find that the bullet that killed him has leached toxic metal traces into all his cells, thwarting that plan. Deciding cloning won’t be practical, they start using the parts of various recently-deceased statesmen-and settle upon using the brain of one Senator Delbert Cranston- who once claimed to have been abducted by aliens, and passed away from unknown causes- but- he was so beloved by his constituents- a brain lending his charisma would make him the perfect candidate! But-maybe that brain have been implanted with some other-worldly impulse- that- when the constructed candidate is revived by electrical forces-lies dormant as the candidate is brought before the public-and, as he gains popularity, and spends more time alive-is suddenly triggered, perhaps by the actual sound of the adoring throng- giving him a taste for- HUMAN FLESH! As a lovely young female reporter corners him for a discreet one-on-one interview- she finds his attention intriguing…until he starts looking at her as the main course!
The next day, her tape recorder, and microphone are found, with a little ketchup smeared on them…and the voters become vittles for “the Carnivorous Candidate!” After a few of these incidents, the party leaders realize what’s going on-but, before they can do anything, he’s picking them off (and picking his teeth afterwards) one-by-one! The big finale is a televised debate, where the cannibalistic candidate plans on dining on his juicy opponent…and only a campaign worker who’s figured out the whole scheme- with the aid of a hot cable cooking show hostess like Giada de Laurentis- can find a final way to suppress his appetite and –end his campaign of carnage! How? Uh…I haven’t figured that out yet. Until then- remember all these ideas for modern monsters are copyrighted by Svengoolie- I don’t want to see some direct-to-video rip-off!
Maybe I’ll have a few more ideas in the future- want to hear a few more? Let me know- svengoolie@wciu.com # # #
Here’s the premise- we’re all bombarded by news of the various aspects of the candidates for President…and I can see this one coming…in order to create a more perfect candidate, one party (I’ll leave it up to you which one) decides to go the Doctor Frankenstein route- and build their own! They use the finest scientific minds, who first try to clone Lincoln-but find that the bullet that killed him has leached toxic metal traces into all his cells, thwarting that plan. Deciding cloning won’t be practical, they start using the parts of various recently-deceased statesmen-and settle upon using the brain of one Senator Delbert Cranston- who once claimed to have been abducted by aliens, and passed away from unknown causes- but- he was so beloved by his constituents- a brain lending his charisma would make him the perfect candidate! But-maybe that brain have been implanted with some other-worldly impulse- that- when the constructed candidate is revived by electrical forces-lies dormant as the candidate is brought before the public-and, as he gains popularity, and spends more time alive-is suddenly triggered, perhaps by the actual sound of the adoring throng- giving him a taste for- HUMAN FLESH! As a lovely young female reporter corners him for a discreet one-on-one interview- she finds his attention intriguing…until he starts looking at her as the main course!
The next day, her tape recorder, and microphone are found, with a little ketchup smeared on them…and the voters become vittles for “the Carnivorous Candidate!” After a few of these incidents, the party leaders realize what’s going on-but, before they can do anything, he’s picking them off (and picking his teeth afterwards) one-by-one! The big finale is a televised debate, where the cannibalistic candidate plans on dining on his juicy opponent…and only a campaign worker who’s figured out the whole scheme- with the aid of a hot cable cooking show hostess like Giada de Laurentis- can find a final way to suppress his appetite and –end his campaign of carnage! How? Uh…I haven’t figured that out yet. Until then- remember all these ideas for modern monsters are copyrighted by Svengoolie- I don’t want to see some direct-to-video rip-off!
Maybe I’ll have a few more ideas in the future- want to hear a few more? Let me know- svengoolie@wciu.com # # #
Well? Did you reset the clock last night? Or, are you getting to everything an hour later than you should have? Or, did you make the mistake of turning the clock BACK- thus putting you
even further back in the scheme of things? Regardless, I hope you planned a stop at the South Side Irish Parade today, where many of our fine staff members of the U, Me-TV, and MeToo are (or were, depending on when you read this) wearin’ the green and handing out green plastic hats! A lot of the St. Patrick’s Day festivities this year have been scheduled early so they don’t upset the religious faction that doesn’t like frivolous carrying on during Easter Week. Come one- isn’t it SAINT Patrick? He’s a holy fellow- though I’m not sure he was a disciple of over-imbibing green beer…and - for those of you waiting for OUR visit from the singing leprechaun- watch next Saturday night’s show…
I’m always happy to know that you guys enjoy seeing some of our classic bits, as we peppered the show with last night. For the many people who always ask if we’re ever going to put out a DVD- as I may have mentioned before, part of the problem with that is that there are rights involved of which we don’t have control-that is, when we use clips of movies, etc-we have the right to broadcast them, but NOT to put them into something we sell-that would involve a complicated agreement and splitting of profits of the DVD that, quite frankly, the movie distributor might not want to do. (The same goes for a cd of Sven songs-we’d have to get the rights to the original tune, and work out a system to pay royalties for the cds sold.) There IS the possibility that we could do a DVD of just bits that don’t include any of a movie- OR-we could do something using some of the public domain films we’ve done, that wouldn’t have any rights hassles attached. Should this get on track, you can bet that we’ll be publicizing it. I appreciate that loyal Sven fans want to see something like this!
I just realized today that my show is running on about six of the stations owned by our company…that’s one more station than “Son of Svengoolie” ran on briefly back in the early 80s-
although that was over a wider span of the country. Thanks to the Internet, I still hear from people who watched me back then in those far-flung cities like San Francisco, Boston, Philadelphia and Detroit. Thankfully, they all wish they could see the current shows (they’re not writing to say –“it was good riddance when the local station took your show off, and I’m still grateful to them to this very day!”)They join the many Sven fans who watched me here and moved away from our broadcast area who still keep Mr. Goolie as a fond memory!
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even further back in the scheme of things? Regardless, I hope you planned a stop at the South Side Irish Parade today, where many of our fine staff members of the U, Me-TV, and MeToo are (or were, depending on when you read this) wearin’ the green and handing out green plastic hats! A lot of the St. Patrick’s Day festivities this year have been scheduled early so they don’t upset the religious faction that doesn’t like frivolous carrying on during Easter Week. Come one- isn’t it SAINT Patrick? He’s a holy fellow- though I’m not sure he was a disciple of over-imbibing green beer…and - for those of you waiting for OUR visit from the singing leprechaun- watch next Saturday night’s show…
I’m always happy to know that you guys enjoy seeing some of our classic bits, as we peppered the show with last night. For the many people who always ask if we’re ever going to put out a DVD- as I may have mentioned before, part of the problem with that is that there are rights involved of which we don’t have control-that is, when we use clips of movies, etc-we have the right to broadcast them, but NOT to put them into something we sell-that would involve a complicated agreement and splitting of profits of the DVD that, quite frankly, the movie distributor might not want to do. (The same goes for a cd of Sven songs-we’d have to get the rights to the original tune, and work out a system to pay royalties for the cds sold.) There IS the possibility that we could do a DVD of just bits that don’t include any of a movie- OR-we could do something using some of the public domain films we’ve done, that wouldn’t have any rights hassles attached. Should this get on track, you can bet that we’ll be publicizing it. I appreciate that loyal Sven fans want to see something like this!
I just realized today that my show is running on about six of the stations owned by our company…that’s one more station than “Son of Svengoolie” ran on briefly back in the early 80s-
although that was over a wider span of the country. Thanks to the Internet, I still hear from people who watched me back then in those far-flung cities like San Francisco, Boston, Philadelphia and Detroit. Thankfully, they all wish they could see the current shows (they’re not writing to say –“it was good riddance when the local station took your show off, and I’m still grateful to them to this very day!”)They join the many Sven fans who watched me here and moved away from our broadcast area who still keep Mr. Goolie as a fond memory!
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Reading that headline, it seems like I’m Irish (O’Sven?)
But it just means that, in tonight’s program, you are guaranteed plenty of Svengoolie bits, along with the final installment of Mummymania running wild- “the Mummy’s Curse!”(I’ve mentioned before-there was one Mummy film that came between last week’s and this week’s- the 1944 flick “The Mummy’s Ghost” featuring John Carradine - but Universal did not provide us with that one…)
In that previous film, the living mummy Kharis and his Princess Ananka (or, her latest reincarnation) met their demise sinking into the Massachusetts swamps- which is where this picture opens-except the swamp is now in Louisiana!(Don’t ask.) There’s excavating going on, with businessmen intent on draining the swamp, while an archeologist tries to halt the proceedings so he can recover the mummy for future study.
The archeologist is unaware that his assistant is actually one of those high priest guys who helps revive the Mummy with the usual tanna leaf tea- and, along the way- the Princess arises from the bayou mud, with no recollection of who she is!
Soon, the Mummy is back on his rampage of revenge, and out to reclaim his beloved princess! Lon Chaney Jr. again appears in the mummy make-up he despised so much, that they had to create a quicker and easier mask to speed things up and please Big Junior.
It’s typical mummy mayhem of the type seen in these sequels-and, longtime TV viewers will be surprised by whom the woman playing the amnesiac princess really is ( a commercial spokeswoman of yesteryear-we’ll explain on the show…)And- since it’s a shorter movie- we’ve made up the time with a lot of Sven bits from the past to entertain you.
There’s some good news and some bad news here- first, for the people who are again complaining that we’re showing too many mummy movies in a row- this is the last one. The bad news, for those who enjoy the vintage Mummy flicks- is that this has been our final run of them-Universal will now reclaim them, and they’ll end up exclusively on cable. We will still get another run of “Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy” though…
And, final reminders- the time changes tonight (turn your clocks FORWARD!!!) and, due to that- the Me-TV Sven airing begins an hour earlier than normal- at midnight, instead of the usual 1 am. It will be back at the usual time next week, when we won’t be struggling with how to reset the time on every device in our homes… # # #
But it just means that, in tonight’s program, you are guaranteed plenty of Svengoolie bits, along with the final installment of Mummymania running wild- “the Mummy’s Curse!”(I’ve mentioned before-there was one Mummy film that came between last week’s and this week’s- the 1944 flick “The Mummy’s Ghost” featuring John Carradine - but Universal did not provide us with that one…)
In that previous film, the living mummy Kharis and his Princess Ananka (or, her latest reincarnation) met their demise sinking into the Massachusetts swamps- which is where this picture opens-except the swamp is now in Louisiana!(Don’t ask.) There’s excavating going on, with businessmen intent on draining the swamp, while an archeologist tries to halt the proceedings so he can recover the mummy for future study.
The archeologist is unaware that his assistant is actually one of those high priest guys who helps revive the Mummy with the usual tanna leaf tea- and, along the way- the Princess arises from the bayou mud, with no recollection of who she is!
Soon, the Mummy is back on his rampage of revenge, and out to reclaim his beloved princess! Lon Chaney Jr. again appears in the mummy make-up he despised so much, that they had to create a quicker and easier mask to speed things up and please Big Junior.
It’s typical mummy mayhem of the type seen in these sequels-and, longtime TV viewers will be surprised by whom the woman playing the amnesiac princess really is ( a commercial spokeswoman of yesteryear-we’ll explain on the show…)And- since it’s a shorter movie- we’ve made up the time with a lot of Sven bits from the past to entertain you.
There’s some good news and some bad news here- first, for the people who are again complaining that we’re showing too many mummy movies in a row- this is the last one. The bad news, for those who enjoy the vintage Mummy flicks- is that this has been our final run of them-Universal will now reclaim them, and they’ll end up exclusively on cable. We will still get another run of “Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy” though…
And, final reminders- the time changes tonight (turn your clocks FORWARD!!!) and, due to that- the Me-TV Sven airing begins an hour earlier than normal- at midnight, instead of the usual 1 am. It will be back at the usual time next week, when we won’t be struggling with how to reset the time on every device in our homes… # # #
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it…uh…once- we need more contemporary horrors that still have the essence of the old monsters. Think about it- the Mummy was spawned by the real-life excitement the public had after the discovery of King Tut’s tomb, with the interest in exotic Egypt, and the treasures and mysteries of the departed pharaohs- and look at all the monsters that were based on the public’s fear of the atomic bomb, and atomic power! Even the Toxic Avenger was created to play off the toxic waste that companies were dumping in hidden places in real life.
What real life occurrences might bring us the next famous monster? Let’s try one very close to home for most of us- potholes! When I went to get a haircut the other day, hair stylist Maria mentioned that she had just had a flat tire the night before, due to striking a pothole…just another victim of the extreme cold, warm-up, freeze again cycle that has caused
many a bent wheel rim-or, IS that the cause? What if the potholes are actually being caused by- a liquid-based alien from a cold and desolate planet? The creature arrived during the cover of one of our recent snowstorms- and, mixing with the snow-multiplied to cover this vast area! It then began the devious procedure of creating gaps in the pavement- a tactic used on its home planet, where it would make holes in the frozen alien tundra that would serve as traps for unsuspecting prey, which would fall into the chasm and then be trapped- only to be eaten by the cold creature! Soon, right here in our own city-cars hit the holes, the owners get out of the cars to inspect the damage- and are promptly devoured by the creatures that create-“Potholes from Another Planet!”
Or- what if those paparazzi who constantly besiege our favorite stars and personalities were actually aliens intent on stealing the beings of their hapless victims? The flash thought to be just camera flashes actually gradually seize the mind of a star-the more times they experience the flash, the more they become enslaved by the alien paparazzi, eventually losing their minds and doing stupid things, like driving badly, making ridiculous personal choices – and more! Isn’t this already happening? Have celebrities become “Puppets of the Paparazzi from Another Planet?” (I know-this title is just like the last one- so sue me, alliteration police…)
I think we’ve hit upon something here…let’s revisit this idea in a couple of days…by the way, don’t forget the classic Sven show that will air on Me-Too late tonight at 3 am… # # #
What real life occurrences might bring us the next famous monster? Let’s try one very close to home for most of us- potholes! When I went to get a haircut the other day, hair stylist Maria mentioned that she had just had a flat tire the night before, due to striking a pothole…just another victim of the extreme cold, warm-up, freeze again cycle that has caused
many a bent wheel rim-or, IS that the cause? What if the potholes are actually being caused by- a liquid-based alien from a cold and desolate planet? The creature arrived during the cover of one of our recent snowstorms- and, mixing with the snow-multiplied to cover this vast area! It then began the devious procedure of creating gaps in the pavement- a tactic used on its home planet, where it would make holes in the frozen alien tundra that would serve as traps for unsuspecting prey, which would fall into the chasm and then be trapped- only to be eaten by the cold creature! Soon, right here in our own city-cars hit the holes, the owners get out of the cars to inspect the damage- and are promptly devoured by the creatures that create-“Potholes from Another Planet!”
Or- what if those paparazzi who constantly besiege our favorite stars and personalities were actually aliens intent on stealing the beings of their hapless victims? The flash thought to be just camera flashes actually gradually seize the mind of a star-the more times they experience the flash, the more they become enslaved by the alien paparazzi, eventually losing their minds and doing stupid things, like driving badly, making ridiculous personal choices – and more! Isn’t this already happening? Have celebrities become “Puppets of the Paparazzi from Another Planet?” (I know-this title is just like the last one- so sue me, alliteration police…)
I think we’ve hit upon something here…let’s revisit this idea in a couple of days…by the way, don’t forget the classic Sven show that will air on Me-Too late tonight at 3 am… # # #
Okay, webisode fans-for those who missed it-or those who just want to re-live it- check out the Sven webisode here on the site for an encore performance of our very FIRST webisode- with more to come!
I had the rare opportunity to go to a Bulls game the other night…must be the first one in at least two or three years. It’s always a good time, and, though the guys in red haven’t always been playing up to their potential, they had a good outing against the Memphis Grizzlies (I didn’t even know Memphis HAD grizzlies…) The Bulls scored over 100 points, so that meant- a free Big Mac for everybody! I never saw so many games and contest in my life…they had you a multi-fold card as you enter, with your playing pieces for the Dunkin’ Donuts race (my stinkin’ donut came in second to a lousy cup of coffee- I suspect it was using a performance-enhancing substance, maybe caffeine)-one for the Hinkley Springs truck race (my silver truck won meaning I’d get a free gallon of water…with the purchase of a first gallon. Guess I’ll be washing that free Big Mac down with some H2O)-some tic-tac-toe deal that I lost, and a couple other sundry entry forms, etc.
I guess I haven’t been to a game for a while, since I was surprised that they don’t tear off the ticket stub anymore- they use a bar code reader gun! I’ve enjoyed meting celebrities at the games- I recall when I was there to do one of those half-time “Simon Says” games, along with Judge Mathis and the lovely Cheryl Burton- and hearing Johnny “Red” Kerr, whom I’ve never met, calling to me “hey Sven!” This time was no exception- before the game, we took our seats, and, as I looked down, I saw, running up from the floor on the armrests of empty seats- Benny the Bull, who came up and extended a hand (or maybe a hoof) to shake. “I think he recognized you” said my brother, who had kindly provided the tickets. It was a great time- if you haven’t been to a game, you should check it out.
Okay- final reminder, since the voting is almost over- should you wish to vote for me (or anyone else) as the “horror movie host of 2007” for a prestigious “Rondo” award- you can go to
www.classichorrorfilmboard.com/rondos/rondos.html - for voting info. There’s even an e-mail that you can simply write to, and tell him you wish to vote for Sven in that category-if you don’t care to vote for any others or all categories. Please keep in mind that you must provide your name-and, rest assured that your e-mail address will NOT be given to advertisers, morons, etc. The Rondos are national awards given for many facets of the horror genre, in case you didn’t see an earlier blog giving complete information about them.
Voting winds up in a few days, so, if you want to have your vote count- I’d do it a.s.a.p.- (and, I AM a s-a-p…)-if you do decide to vote for me- thanks! # # #
I had the rare opportunity to go to a Bulls game the other night…must be the first one in at least two or three years. It’s always a good time, and, though the guys in red haven’t always been playing up to their potential, they had a good outing against the Memphis Grizzlies (I didn’t even know Memphis HAD grizzlies…) The Bulls scored over 100 points, so that meant- a free Big Mac for everybody! I never saw so many games and contest in my life…they had you a multi-fold card as you enter, with your playing pieces for the Dunkin’ Donuts race (my stinkin’ donut came in second to a lousy cup of coffee- I suspect it was using a performance-enhancing substance, maybe caffeine)-one for the Hinkley Springs truck race (my silver truck won meaning I’d get a free gallon of water…with the purchase of a first gallon. Guess I’ll be washing that free Big Mac down with some H2O)-some tic-tac-toe deal that I lost, and a couple other sundry entry forms, etc.
I guess I haven’t been to a game for a while, since I was surprised that they don’t tear off the ticket stub anymore- they use a bar code reader gun! I’ve enjoyed meting celebrities at the games- I recall when I was there to do one of those half-time “Simon Says” games, along with Judge Mathis and the lovely Cheryl Burton- and hearing Johnny “Red” Kerr, whom I’ve never met, calling to me “hey Sven!” This time was no exception- before the game, we took our seats, and, as I looked down, I saw, running up from the floor on the armrests of empty seats- Benny the Bull, who came up and extended a hand (or maybe a hoof) to shake. “I think he recognized you” said my brother, who had kindly provided the tickets. It was a great time- if you haven’t been to a game, you should check it out.
Okay- final reminder, since the voting is almost over- should you wish to vote for me (or anyone else) as the “horror movie host of 2007” for a prestigious “Rondo” award- you can go to
www.classichorrorfilmboard.com/rondos/rondos.html - for voting info. There’s even an e-mail that you can simply write to, and tell him you wish to vote for Sven in that category-if you don’t care to vote for any others or all categories. Please keep in mind that you must provide your name-and, rest assured that your e-mail address will NOT be given to advertisers, morons, etc. The Rondos are national awards given for many facets of the horror genre, in case you didn’t see an earlier blog giving complete information about them.
Voting winds up in a few days, so, if you want to have your vote count- I’d do it a.s.a.p.- (and, I AM a s-a-p…)-if you do decide to vote for me- thanks! # # #
Here’s some advance warning for those of you who catch the weekly Sven program on our sister station (is it now a twin sister, along with MeToo?) Me-TV- since this Saturday overnight is when we change the clocks (it’s FORWARD, people- remember the stupid old cliché reminder- “spring ahead, fall and sue the company”) in order to make-up for the soon-to-be missing hour, the Sven movie is going to be moved up- one time only- to midnight! As the phone directory
recording lady says, please make a note of it. So- just for this week- the Me-TV Sven show, usually occurring at 1 am, moves up an hour to midnight. Also, the classic Sven at 3 am on MeToo starts its once a week run this Friday overnight! If you find this as confusing as I do, I’ll make sure that I bring it up again later in the week- for further confusion…
Speaking of MeToo, I appreciate the messages from those of you who enjoy the “Rod Serling/Alfred Hitchcock” impersonation promo- if you have no idea what I’m talking about, try to catch it on MeToo- it features “that Koz guy” as both Serling and a rather “shady” Hitch…
I just saw a picture of those new CTA machines that will accept credit cards, and at first glance, it really looked a lot like one of those electronic slot machines! Wouldn’t that be fun? You put your card in, pull the lever- and if three trains show up at the same time- you know it’s complete fantasy…
In the same vein (slot machines, not elevated trains)-one of our fine interns this semester- whose name is actually Fine- brought in a cool collectible he scored. It’s the back glass parts for a “Three Stooges” slot machine! That’s the glass pieces with the illustrations, that are lit from behind…it’s got a copyright date from back in the 90s, so I’m guessing not too many of the actual machines would still exist (after the novelty of a themed slot machine wears off, they are usually “recycled”(i.e., the glass and customized reels are changed, and it becomes a new, different themed machine.)I would have loved to see one, though- I have no doubt that it played the “Three Blind Mice”
Theme song, and, judging from some of the graphics, may have included sound bites like Curly doing the “woob-woob-woob!” And, before you ask- young intern Mr. Fine is NOT related to the middle Stooge, Larry Fine. He gets asked that a lot, especially once people hear that he’s a fan of the Stooges!
…hmmm- I wonder if one of those slot machine manufacturers would like to pay licensing for a Svengoolie machine? You could win with three rubber chickens, three “Tombstone” skulls- or three bars that read “Berwyn?!” (although slot machines sound more like a Cicero idea…) # # #
recording lady says, please make a note of it. So- just for this week- the Me-TV Sven show, usually occurring at 1 am, moves up an hour to midnight. Also, the classic Sven at 3 am on MeToo starts its once a week run this Friday overnight! If you find this as confusing as I do, I’ll make sure that I bring it up again later in the week- for further confusion…
Speaking of MeToo, I appreciate the messages from those of you who enjoy the “Rod Serling/Alfred Hitchcock” impersonation promo- if you have no idea what I’m talking about, try to catch it on MeToo- it features “that Koz guy” as both Serling and a rather “shady” Hitch…
I just saw a picture of those new CTA machines that will accept credit cards, and at first glance, it really looked a lot like one of those electronic slot machines! Wouldn’t that be fun? You put your card in, pull the lever- and if three trains show up at the same time- you know it’s complete fantasy…
In the same vein (slot machines, not elevated trains)-one of our fine interns this semester- whose name is actually Fine- brought in a cool collectible he scored. It’s the back glass parts for a “Three Stooges” slot machine! That’s the glass pieces with the illustrations, that are lit from behind…it’s got a copyright date from back in the 90s, so I’m guessing not too many of the actual machines would still exist (after the novelty of a themed slot machine wears off, they are usually “recycled”(i.e., the glass and customized reels are changed, and it becomes a new, different themed machine.)I would have loved to see one, though- I have no doubt that it played the “Three Blind Mice”
Theme song, and, judging from some of the graphics, may have included sound bites like Curly doing the “woob-woob-woob!” And, before you ask- young intern Mr. Fine is NOT related to the middle Stooge, Larry Fine. He gets asked that a lot, especially once people hear that he’s a fan of the Stooges!
…hmmm- I wonder if one of those slot machine manufacturers would like to pay licensing for a Svengoolie machine? You could win with three rubber chickens, three “Tombstone” skulls- or three bars that read “Berwyn?!” (although slot machines sound more like a Cicero idea…) # # #
Let us continue with what wee were doing yesterday- or, at least, what I was doing yesterday- eating dark chocolate marshmallow bunnies. No, no- I mean, going through some of the recent e-mail and feedback from you fine Sven fans at
svengoolie@wciu.com …
I’m always flattered to get messages from various big-time Hollywood people who are in the business, who were and still are Svengoolie fans…like Kevin J. O’Connor, who you saw on our “Mummy” show, writer/producer Steve Kroziere, and writer/director Adam Rifkin, who checks in with us every once in a while, and has always told me that I’d be surprised how many people in the business know about me! Well, I got an e-mail from one Scott Lew, who used to watch me on WFLD- he says he heard we showed a “mediocre movie” (his words, not mine!) that HE MADE a few years ago- “Aberration” –you might recall it- a pretty blonde woman on the lam goes to a remote cabin where deadly mutant lizards have hatched, and ends up battling them! He said that he was said that our show doesn’t run in L.A., and wanted to see how we made of fun of his film!
I recall getting a letter from some guys who wrote another of our flicks- the one with Corey Feldman- “Voodoo”- and also wanted to see how we made sport of their film! You have to be happy when people WANT to see you goof around with their work!
You know how I always get a bunch of requests from people to try to figure out the name of an old horror movie that they vagu
svengoolie@wciu.com …
I’m always flattered to get messages from various big-time Hollywood people who are in the business, who were and still are Svengoolie fans…like Kevin J. O’Connor, who you saw on our “Mummy” show, writer/producer Steve Kroziere, and writer/director Adam Rifkin, who checks in with us every once in a while, and has always told me that I’d be surprised how many people in the business know about me! Well, I got an e-mail from one Scott Lew, who used to watch me on WFLD- he says he heard we showed a “mediocre movie” (his words, not mine!) that HE MADE a few years ago- “Aberration” –you might recall it- a pretty blonde woman on the lam goes to a remote cabin where deadly mutant lizards have hatched, and ends up battling them! He said that he was said that our show doesn’t run in L.A., and wanted to see how we made of fun of his film!
I recall getting a letter from some guys who wrote another of our flicks- the one with Corey Feldman- “Voodoo”- and also wanted to see how we made sport of their film! You have to be happy when people WANT to see you goof around with their work!
You know how I always get a bunch of requests from people to try to figure out the name of an old horror movie that they vagu